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holy crap, I'm a father.

r464

Turbo Monkey
Oct 17, 2006
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Earth
Congratulations.

I am awaiting the posting of the poll that enables RM to name your child.
 

hooples3

Fuggetaboutit!
Mar 14, 2005
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Brooklyn
awww congrats he is beautiful!!!! best of luck!!!

I cant wait for my little munchkin to arrive.. I already bought her a Mtbchick onesie (sp?) from cafe press!!!!!
 

stevew

unique white person
Sep 21, 2001
31,459
2,455
They don't tell you the poop is like glue.
My mom was over at my brothers house the day after Max came home helping out.

He was changing his diaper and my mom was telling him "You need to clean in the crack more", to which my brother replied "LOOK, I'M CLEANING HIS NUTS! HE HAS SH!T ON HIS NUTS!"

I almost fvcking wet myself laughing.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,965
4
n8 in a Turkish prison said:
This whole other penis thing is confusing.

How many times do I have to be peed on to learn my lesson?
Fixed.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
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Denver
We need to get out of this hospital.

It took 30 minutes to get my boy to stop screaming and then not two minutes later,, the nurse came in to take some stats... now he's screaming again.