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pnj

Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings
Aug 14, 2002
4,696
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so I'm walking to the corner store for a six pack and it's a gas station/mini mart thingy, there is a lady with her car 12 feet from the gas pumps with a gas can in her hand. the 12 feet is a steep incline so there is no way anyone is going to push her car to the pump.

I think "man, that's sh1tty but at least she has a can of gas..." and continue into the store. get my sixer (actually it was a 12 pack of Oly) and start heading out. now I'm walking directly towards the lady who is still there with her car. she starts yelling at me to fvcking help her, she's a fvcking lady and she needs some muther fvcking help.

I'm like, "what do you want me to do?!!", with my voice raised a bit, kinda pissed that she's yelling at me. she says, "I can't get the ****ing gas in my car and you muther fvckers all suck and no one will help..."

by this time I've got the gas can in my hand, beer is on the ground and I'm trying to screw the cap on, as I can see it's crooked. she continues to go off..."this is why your country got bombed, your all a bunch of fvcks, you won't help anybody, I've been asking for help from everybody that walks by, you all suck, fvck you people, americans are A-holes...."

I'm said, very calmly, "I'm trying to help but your making it hard with that tone/attitude..."

she calms down a bit and I finally get some gas into her car. but she continues to tell me how she's a girl and all girls can do is wear tampons and put on make up. seriously.:D

at the end she said she was sorry for be a grade A moron and thanked me. then asked for a beer.....which I gave her. but she opened it up and started drinking! I was walking away and kind of in shock/disbelief so I didn't even think to rip her a new one for about to be drinking and driving. although looking back, i'm sure she was on drugs or about to be.

she said she was going to california tomorrow and I told her to tell everyone she say to stay the fvck down there, we don't need those kinds up here.:D
 

laura

DH_Laura
Jul 16, 2002
6,259
15
Glitter Gulch
i would have told that bitch to **** off and i would have taken her gass can with me, then again, you ARE the hippy good samaritan and its good that there are still people like you around. ;)
 

Tenchiro

Attention K Mart Shoppers
Jul 19, 2002
5,407
0
New England
Is having one can of Oly really drinking and driving?!? I mean that's almost like having an O'duls before hitting the road.

:p

BTW...



You had the gas in hand to do it. :devil:
 

fanatical

Chimp
May 23, 2004
29
0
NJ
Yeah dude, you were way too nice. You should have poked her in the eye, called her a newbie, and ran off with her gas can and ALL of your beer.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
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Denver
I would've offered her a light.


fanatical said:
Yeah dude, you were way too nice. You should have poked her in the eye, called her a newbie, and ran off with her gas can and ALL of your beer.
haha, geek alert :D

Bet ya know what I mean when I say, "He should've PKed her ass and looted her corpse!" :devil:
 

Skookum

bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
10,184
0
in a bear cave
Thanks for helping my sister, she kept calling me, i really didn't wanna deal with her. Glad she's heading back to Cali..... :monkey:
 

MudGrrl

AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!
Mar 4, 2004
3,123
0
Boston....outside of it....
I'm a tad bit perturbed about her 'girls can only wear tampons and put on makeup' comment.

bleh. it seems as though there are a couple too many women with that attitude. pisses me off.

My bf and I saw a woman riding on her car's rim about a week ago. She was in traffic and would not pull over. We later caught up with her at a gas station, where she was waiting for somebody to help her. She had never changed a tire before, had no clue on where to start. My bf changed her tire, and I was trying to teach her how to do it.

I don't mind helping people out (golden rule). I just wish that people would get some common sense and try to help themselves. It's not like somebody is always going to be around to dig them out of trouble.
 

manhattanprjkt83

Rusty Trombone
Jul 10, 2003
9,660
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Nilbog
riderx said:
She verbally reems you and you still help her? Then you give her a beer? You're a sucker.
Yeah man, i would have said
and been on my way, that bombing comment is way out of line as well...who the hell does she think she is. AND YOU GAVE HER A BEER :mumble: your a better person than I.



But the question that beggs to be answered is: Was she hot?
 

manhattanprjkt83

Rusty Trombone
Jul 10, 2003
9,660
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Nilbog
Booker said:
Thats what i want to know. She must have been, cause ain't no way i would taken any lip from an ugly chick. :oink:
that is what im saying, a chick that angry must have had some steam to blow off
, ya know ;)
and your right, noway would i take **** from an ugly chick...
 

pnj

Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings
Aug 14, 2002
4,696
40
seattle
I was actually in a pretty crappy mood, just came home from job where I got to be a d1ck to my boss and co-workers because they all have their heads up their asses, traffic was a muther fvcker and I just wanted a nice cold beer. it actually made me smile a bit when this lady started and continued to yell and cuss. I thought, "damm, there is actually someone more pissed then me, cool!"

she was from australia, not sure if I mentioned that.....but that is why she kept saying americans sucked...she wasn't one.

she actually stopped bitching at me when I told her I was trying to help but she wasn't making it very easy but she continued to bitch about other people. you know, on account that they all suck. :)

she asked if I was married and then answered her own question by saying "oh yea, your married." I don't think she could see my ring as it was getting gas poured all over it and was under the crappy gas gan. I'm assuming she figured I was married simply because I was helping a crazed bitching woman and being very calm about it.;)

as far as being a hot chick, she did have boobies that were pretty much falling out of her shirt. but something about crack addicts/meth freaks doesn't really turn me on. her boobs were kinda perky though. :D

yea, I probably should have kicked her in the balls(haha) when she asked for a beer but she kinda needed something to calm her down so I gave her one. I even made sure I didn't touch the lip/mouth area with my gas drenched hands. I am way too nice....

my hands still smell like freakin gas!

and laura, I'm gunna git you for that hippie comment! :D
 

golgiaparatus

Out of my element
Aug 30, 2002
7,340
41
Deep in the Jungles of Oklahoma
YOU HELPED HER!

More suitable solutions to the situation:
(1) As soon as she said bomb you should have tackled her and said "sorry, reflex".

(2) Could have given her a match and walked away... quickly.

(4) Hand her a quarter and walk away satisfied that you have contributed to her mental health.

(3) what I would have done... Tell her that if she used her obviously damaged brain to think of a solution instead of yelling at people like a spoiled lazy bi+ioch she could have put 1/2 gallon of gas in her car then started it and moved it closer to the pump.

:nopity:

BTW where did that tampon crack come from? and was she from another country? Is that why she waas calling it "your country"?
 

manhattanprjkt83

Rusty Trombone
Jul 10, 2003
9,660
1,237
Nilbog
golgiaparatus said:
YOU HELPED HER!

More suitable solutions to the situation:
(1) As soon as she said bomb you should have tackled her and said "sorry, reflex".
You just made me spit coffee out, histerical bro :D , man she asked if you were married? If that wasnt a flag saying "take me home" nothing is, but i see your point, the meth crack coke whore thing is real sick, this is a funny thread :love:
 

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
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thats why your country got bombed?!? shes just jealous cause shes from a country settled by british criminals. poor bitch.
 

manhattanprjkt83

Rusty Trombone
Jul 10, 2003
9,660
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Nilbog
biggins said:
thats why your country got bombed?!? shes just jealous cause shes from a country settled by british criminals. poor bitch.
I would have said "yeah right OUR country now if that is your attitude push your car back across the border yourself you ignorant bltch"
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
Simply amazing. It sounds like she should have been driving a vegetable or ox cart- not an automobile.

I would have either exploded on her with verbal abuse or filled the gas can with diesel and offered to start it for her, being sure to flood the fvck out of the motor with a few sustained accelerator depressions.
 

pnj

Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings
Aug 14, 2002
4,696
40
seattle
I have a natural reaction to be very calm when people start freaking out. I think it comes from when I was a wee lad in school, nothing pissed the teachers off more then be calm when they were yelling at me for doing something stupid. they expected me to get mad and pissy but I wouldn't. you could see the flames in their eyes when I did this.

she already had the gas in the can. so no filling it with the wrong substance, but I like your thinking.:)

I'm not even close to the smartest person in the world but I don't think fighting fire with fire would have done any good in this situation. (good song though!:D) so I didn't even start with the "it's not my country, I just live here. Your country sucks, you suck, got any meth, etc."

I figured that she would get a little bit of gas in her car and pull up to the pump but she started asking me if she had enough gas to get to some address. it was less then 2 miles away. I just put at least one gallon of gas in her car, probably 1.5. I'm pretty sure her car gets better then 1 mile to the gallon. that gives you some indication of her brains ability to reason/function.

I forgot that when you run out of gas it's usually because you don't have money to put gas in your car. I've been there, it sucks.

yea, I know I'm a pvssy, you don't have to tell me......:(

then, to top off my night, I had a valve stem rip of my tube when I was putting air in my bike tire THEN got a GIANT nail in the new tube I put in 20 minutes later.....
 

Megan Black

I rocked whistler in a mini skirt and f$@* me boot
Jul 28, 2004
762
0
Beaver-town, OR
biggins said:
ooh a news woman, thats hot. post a pic. :) :cool:
I'm afraid I'd be too embarrassed to post a pic. See, I'm ugly... :(

BTW, can any of you Americans help me out, I ran out of gas 10ft from the gas station!
 

manhattanprjkt83

Rusty Trombone
Jul 10, 2003
9,660
1,237
Nilbog
Megan Black said:
I'm afraid I'd be too embarrassed to post a pic. See, I'm ugly... :(

BTW, can any of you Americans help me out, I ran out of gas 10ft from the gas station!

we are all busy recovering from the bombing so no probably not :think:
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
riderx said:
She verbally reems you and you still help her? Then you give her a beer? You're a sucker.

What happened is...she beat him at his own game! You know how he's all brazen and obnoxious on here...maybe she sensed that and just gave him a taste of his own medicine and when he was too flabergasted she went in for the kill (asking for the beer) :D
 

pnj

Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings
Aug 14, 2002
4,696
40
seattle
there is a megan black that works for the local news channel here. but you have to be a member of their site to look at it so screw them.
 

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
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:nope: :) c'mon megan lets see that pic. if you dont let us see it then we will all assume that you are the news lady trying to get some inside dirt on the web to bust us for riding in the woods and give us all a bad name. that would not be a nice thing to do
 

golgiaparatus

Out of my element
Aug 30, 2002
7,340
41
Deep in the Jungles of Oklahoma
biggins said:
:nope: :) c'mon megan lets see that pic. if you dont let us see it then we will all assume that you are the news lady trying to get some inside dirt on the web to bust us for riding in the woods and give us all a bad name. that would not be a nice thing to do
You knpow its just JrB phucking with us... she's from Seattle Wa.


















She could always post a pic to prove me wrong.
 

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
7,173
9
golgiaparatus said:
You knpow its just JrB phucking with us... she's from Seattle Wa.


















She could always post a pic to prove me wrong.

c'mon now im pretty sure that if it were her then she would have already slipped up and given a hint. i wanna see this megan black
 
J

JRB

Guest
This thread reminds me of the dumb bitch in Austin that cut me off for the pump years ago. Haha - dumb bitch pumped $12.50 in diesel into her escort. I would speculate she made it 5 or so miles before her crap crumbled. As she drove away I say have a nice walk you rude c$*t. I am sure she did not. hahahahahaha - stupid ass rude people. :mumble:

pnj - good jorb on being nice. I would have helped and then called her names I am sure.

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