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BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
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TN
I wish I had a male uromastyx to go with my female. Itd be nice to make some coin.
 
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JRB

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I wish I had an answer to why people think owning lizards is cool. :think:
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
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Wow, congrats MOM!!!!

Does that mean you'll be needing homes for the new ones?

And here I thought you said Rob was sterile.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
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TN
bluebug, I dont know alot about geckos, but you may want to do some research quick and look into getting an incubator. Im not sure how well eggs do in a tank, but Uromastyx eggs have to be incubated.
 
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BurlyShirley said:
Lizards = better than cats. 1/2 as good as dogs. Equal to ferrets.
I'd rather someone take the cats, but would rather own half a dog.

*I wish I had my camera yesterday. I saw this dog with a giant sagging belly that looked like a tumor. It was gross enough to want to post it. I will try to get it Monday.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
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TN
loco said:
I'd rather someone take the cats, but would rather own half a dog.

*I wish I had my camera yesterday. I saw this dog with a giant sagging belly that looked like a tumor. It was gross enough to want to post it. I will try to get it Monday.
maybe it was pregnant with tumors.
 

Wumpus

makes avatars better
Dec 25, 2003
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Six Shooter Junction
BurlyShirley said:
Equal to ferrets.
Ferrets suck. I was so glad when my ex-roommates ferret made a jailbreak and jumped off the balcony(no body was found so I'm sure he was fine) to live free in the woods behind the apartments.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
Wumpus said:
Ferrets suck. I was so glad when my ex-roommates ferret made a jailbreak and jumped off the balcony(no body was found so I'm sure he was fine) to live free in the woods behind the apartments.
Hhaha! I think they're awesome.
I was driving one day and saw a ferret off in the woods near my house. Seriously. Not a weasel. It was just running around in the woods.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
LordOpie said:
Hey Rob, now you know why Beth's gaining weight :hot:

How could BlueBug tell the difference between morning sickness and the feeling you get when having to wake up and look at Rob?
 

the BIG cheese

The STUFF
Feb 26, 2002
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BurlyShirley said:
bluebug, I dont know alot about geckos, but you may want to do some research quick and look into getting an incubator. Im not sure how well eggs do in a tank, but Uromastyx eggs have to be incubated.
There really isn't a need to get an incubator......just put the eggs in a plastic container with a bit of peat and place them around the water heater. We've raised leopard geckos and giant day geckos like that and it seems to have a 80% hatching rate. Either way, good luck!
 
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Westy said:
How could BlueBug tell the difference between morning sickness and the feeling you get when having to wake up and look at Rob?
hahahaha
 
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JRB

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the BIG cheese said:
There really isn't a need to get an incubator......just put the eggs in a plastic container with a bit of peat and place them around the water heater. We've raised leopard geckos and giant day geckos like that and it seems to have a 80% hatching rate. Either way, good luck!
Cool to see you around, bro. How's life treatin' ya???
 

bluebug32

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Jan 14, 2005
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Floating down the Hudson
the BIG cheese said:
There really isn't a need to get an incubator......just put the eggs in a plastic container with a bit of peat and place them around the water heater. We've raised leopard geckos and giant day geckos like that and it seems to have a 80% hatching rate. Either way, good luck!
I did some research and now have them incubating in tupperware with vermiculite.We'll see what happens. Apparently high yellow leopard geckos have a pretty low hatching rate.

Now my gecko looks so thin! We were wondering why she was so bitchy last night :think:
 
Apr 3, 2005
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yeh i used to have a leopard gecko like a year ago, but my mom made me get rid of it....that thing would bite u if u tried to pick it up and the damn thing would hold on for like 5 minutes with its little jaw. and if u tried to pull it off, im sure u'd break his neck or something

here is a pic of it btw
 

BigMike

BrokenbikeMike
Jul 29, 2003
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Cool, little baby lizards! I love lizards, they are way cooler pets than the normal dogs and cats. Plus, they are fun to feed!

I'm planning on getting a Beardie next year to go along with my two birds and my girlfriends 4 turtles :D
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
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brungeman said:
:rofl: :help: :rofl: OH Christ went down wrong tube:dead:

I just choked I was laughing sooo hard!!!:thumb:
you're new here. if you had the misfortune of seeing rob's "look at my nasty pierced nipple" thread then you'd agree that waking up to the milkman and richie rich would be a walk in the park in comparison...

:dead:
 

brungeman

I give a shirt
Jan 17, 2006
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da Burgh
Toshi said:
you're new here. if you had the misfortune of seeing rob's "look at my nasty pierced nipple" thread then you'd agree that waking up to the milkman and richie rich would be a walk in the park in comparison...

:dead:
I am sooo lucky I didn't have anything that I was drinkin when I read that... I don't know whether to be grossed out or intrigued!!!

I missed that thread...
was it a hey look at my pierced nipple!!! and everyone thought it was gross?:rolleyes: or hey look at my gross and funk infested pierced nipple!!!???:hot:

I dont want to say cause I am so new here, but if it is the latter I know about that... they get that way every once in a while!!!:cool:
 

McGRP01

beer and bikes
Feb 6, 2003
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Toshi said:
you're new here. if you had the misfortune of seeing rob's "look at my nasty pierced nipple" thread then you'd agree that waking up to the milkman and richie rich would be a walk in the park in comparison...

:dead:
Now THAT is funny!!! Because it sooo true!
 

bluebug32

Asshat
Jan 14, 2005
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Floating down the Hudson
Toshi said:
you're new here. if you had the misfortune of seeing rob's "look at my nasty pierced nipple" thread then you'd agree that waking up to the milkman and richie rich would be a walk in the park in comparison...

:dead:
Hey, look who's talking Mr-let-me-document-every-inch-of-my-ride;)


Actually, Brunge could use a crash course :teacher: ...he also missed the whole Rob and the spoon bit. :weee:
 

brungeman

I give a shirt
Jan 17, 2006
5,170
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da Burgh
bluebug32 said:
Hey, look who's talking Mr-let-me-document-every-inch-of-my-ride;)


Actually, Brunge could use a crash course :teacher: ...he also missed the whole Rob and the spoon bit. :weee:
:rofl: WTF??? I am laughing just wondering about it!!!
 

Snacks

Turbo Monkey
Feb 20, 2003
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GO! SEAHAWKS!
Toshi said:
you're new here. if you had the misfortune of seeing rob's "look at my nasty pierced nipple" thread then you'd agree that waking up to the milkman and richie rich would be a walk in the park in comparison...

:dead:
BWAHHHHH!:rofl: Nice T:)