Homosexuals should use the stall
- Thread starter LordOpie
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Well what about girl homosexuals? I dunno that that's physically possible without a big mess....
Personally - who the hell cares....if you don't wanna share in a public restroom then don't sit yer ass down...girls develop good thigh muscles from hovering...guys should be no exception
Who the hell cares where homosexuals piss? ever pee'd in a trough? If someone looks at your dick, so what, you should be flattered.
Hahahahah... what makes you think of these things? This is better then the who hates MMike poll. 
awesome! Glad you approve, err, are entertained.Originally posted by Serial Midget
Hahahahah... what makes you think of these things? This is better then the who hates MMike poll.
I actually censor myself... i think of all sorts of crap... I could only imagine how great the world would be if I put my brain to good use... but I'm an @sshole, so screw the world... PS: I thought of this while in a public bathroom and I was all alone, tho I was admiring myself... does masturbating make you a homo?... And yes, y'all do love elipses!
How bout this one, if a male dog licks the peanutbutter off your balls are you gay?(I know, I know, Zer0 points for originality)
OMGOriginally posted by Jr_Bullit
...girls develop good thigh muscles from hovering...guys should be no exception
I thought I was the only one that did that.
What about Metrosexuals?
So you're the ones peeing all over the seatsOriginally posted by Snacks
OMG
Just kidding, I think we all do that.The Cheese
Originally posted by SuzyCreamcheese
So you're the ones peeing all over the seats
The Cheese
i don't hover unless the circumstance are deplorable. all you ladies who hover and cant aim need to wipe it up sisters, cuz i'm sick of cleaning up your mess just because i don't feel like getting a work out when i pee. i like to enjoy my time in the bathroom. hovering is painful. and awkward come to think of it. and it sucks in spandex. and trying to get to the toilet paper while hovering is a ridiculous circus trick.
oh yeah, but i do flush with my foot.
No, but if your right handed and use your left hand, your cheating on yourself.
What I can't figure out is how ladies get it everywhere anyways...I mean it's not that hard to hit the big hole while hovering...
and the trick with the tp is to get it Before you start hovering...
Personally I think our public restrooms should start resembling the ones in Japan - much more sanitary to just not sit down - though the learning curve period would be disgusting
believe me i know. and for some reason, i always for get.
everybody urinates regardless of sexual preference. its the same anatomy, therefore, same waste-evacuation device.
The worst is when you start hovering - forgot about the tp - and then realize there IS NO TP!Originally posted by laura
believe me i know. and for some reason, i always for get.
**** uhm....excuse me....could you hand me a wad of paper please? ****
A girl I used to work with would always ask. "My husband can throw a softball from centerfield all the way to home plate w/o missing but why can't he pee 2 ft. into the toilet without getting it everywhere?" I always got a good laugh from that one.
Hovering sucks, too. Nothing worse than going into a stall after a hoverer and finding a soaked or skid-marked seat. If the option is available, I'd rather just TCOB in the great outdoors. If there is no other option possible, then I just reel off 10 yards of TP and sponge the seat and bowl off with that. Any less TP leaves the door open for an unsanitary leak-through.
The university I attended had co-ed bathrooms...and this one guy, I swear we all wondered what was wrong with him....He would literally pee on the ceiling, the walls, the floor every morning, then hop in the shower and (I guess) not close the door, because when the next person got to use that part of the restroom the whole blasted thing would be flooded!
Gross
And I heartily agree - 10 to 1, I prefer the outdoors and squatting to visiting a nasty public restroom....or worse, the portajohns at the races!
Aren't they the same thing? I mean really......
A "metro" is a hard nights drink'n away from full blown (no pun intended) "homo".....not that there is anything wrong with that........
Yeah you have to hit them early and before the heat up......*rech*Originally posted by Jr_Bullit
The university I attended had co-ed bathrooms...and this one guy, I swear we all wondered what was wrong with him....He would literally pee on the ceiling, the walls, the floor every morning, then hop in the shower and (I guess) not close the door, because when the next person got to use that part of the restroom the whole blasted thing would be flooded!
Gross
And I heartily agree - 10 to 1, I prefer the outdoors and squatting to visiting a nasty public restroom....or worse, the portajohns at the races!
But really........just do it. WTF is all the hovering about.......I thought the ladies bathrooms were cleaner. You would never survive in the mens room.
Sounds like ladies can't hit the hole either.........
It`s when they wistle and yell at you ,or leave a note with their # on it and ask you on a date ,this has happened to me on several occasions
,this has happened to me on several occasions
It seems to me that showing off designer boutique bikes and wearing $60 jeresys is borderline metrosexual. Not that theres anything wrong with that.
Yes, LordOpie, I think you should use the stall, and clean up after yourself.
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I guess your afraid of them getting a peek at your johnson?Frankly I dont care who pees where, just as long as its not on me.
Liar!
heck, you're screen name says otherwise!
golgiaparatus is latin and means:
golgi = golden
aparatus = the device which urine flows thru.
It's a derivative stemming back to roman times and specifically bathhouses... you like the golden showers... admit it!
:devil:
golgi in latin doesn't mean anything. Golden is aureum. And an aparatus was a shield on wheels used for protecting infantry when laying siege to towns.
edit: realized you were joking.
What he said :eviltongu
i dont know but....Originally posted by Jr_Bullit
What I can't figure out is how ladies get it everywhere anyways...I mean it's not that hard to hit the big hole while hovering...
and the trick with the tp is to get it Before you start hovering...
Personally I think our public restrooms should start resembling the ones in Japan - much more sanitary to just not sit down - though the learning curve period would be disgusting
took my 5 yr little girl hiking, we went this nook in the rock that required some scrambling to get to the top...onthe way down she has to pee, so I help by holding her elbows, usually works.. ya know since we are on this ledge with minimal area, i did not want to have her squat on her own given the steep terain... she proceeds to have the pee go everywhere.. all over my feet and legs... jehhhheeeeesh... we giggled , eeweee
but, i am not going to postulate beyond that, i have ideas ... essently perhaps if the ladies prewiped... nough said...
however, opie, you are more freaky then i am man.... personally i pee anyplace with in respect of those around me... i care not, i am secure in my manhood and if some gay guy hits on me.. it is flattering, does not mean anything more... 'no thanks dude'
sides, i hang out on nude beaches...
So I guess that I am the only guy who has never been hit on in the men's room? I don't know if that is good or bad...
It's a good thing dude (I think)Serial Midget said:So I guess that I am the only guy who has never been hit on in the men's room? I don't know if that is good or bad...
Dude.... You gotta stop hanging out at the Bus station. Those guys are not your friends....
First of all... why was this thread from last year bumped? Toshi, did you have a bad experience in a bathroom last night?
Second of all - does anyone here ever spend enough time in there to ge to know your neighbor well enought to find out if they are gay or straight?
Second of all - does anyone here ever spend enough time in there to ge to know your neighbor well enought to find out if they are gay or straight?
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