go to guy for dilbertian upper management, ghost business planner and strategic thinker without royalties nor author rights, janitor to the technically incompetent, conscience to the ethically impaired, virtual manager by delegation but indentured servant by compensation.
watcher of my outlook in-box to treat email like instant message
taker of online compliance certification exams unrelated to the shingle on my building
texter of non-business contacts
thinker of thoughts so far outside the box, i forget there is a box
maker of inappropriate comments
tester of mp3 files for bit-rot