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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Pesqueeb, Feb 7, 2013.

  1. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    Found this on NPR. Thought it might be amusing here. I'll start:

    Placater of ego's, holder of hands, babysitter, last second paper work completer, and very rarely, fixer of mechanical issues.
     
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  2. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    I hate Twitter.
     
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  3. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    Googler extraordinaire, janitor to the technically incompetent, doer of others' jobs, occasional product innovator.
     
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  4. ALEXIS_DH

    ALEXIS_DH Tirelessly Awesome

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    go to guy for dilbertian upper management, ghost business planner and strategic thinker without royalties nor author rights, janitor to the technically incompetent, conscience to the ethically impaired, virtual manager by delegation but indentured servant by compensation.
     
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  5. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    High priced babysitter.
     
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  6. Quo Fan

    Quo Fan don't make me kick your ass

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    Heavy on-looker. One of the many people in hardhats and safety vest standing around watching a single guy working.
     
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  7. Nick

    Nick My name is Nick

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    Supervisor of those without direction, maker of money, manager of projects, shredder of the gnar...
     
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  8. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    high-tech low-life
    watcher of my outlook in-box to treat email like instant message
    taker of online compliance certification exams unrelated to the shingle on my building
    texter of non-business contacts
    thinker of thoughts so far outside the box, i forget there is a box
    maker of inappropriate comments
    tester of mp3 files for bit-rot
    monkeyrider
     
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  9. Jim Mac

    Jim Mac MAKE ENDURO GREAT AGAIN

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    My job is to heard cats, reassure frightened, angry children and sooth upper management.
     
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  10. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    asshole...
     
  11. Fool

    Fool Turbo Monkey

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  12. offsprung

    offsprung Monkey

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    Big pharma slave
     
  13. bean

    bean Turbo Monkey

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    Sh*t umbrella.
     
  14. 4xBoy

    4xBoy Turbo Monkey

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    Babysitter, machinist.
     
  15. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    I hit things.
     
  16. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    truth.
     
  17. Racebike

    Racebike Monkey

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    Personal therapist.
    Wielder of syringes.
    Swinger of tools.
    Part time spin doctor.
     
  18. norbar

    norbar Turbo Monkey

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    Profesional movie smart-ass sums it up the best.
     
  19. sstalder5

    sstalder5 Turbo Monkey

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    Babysitter, janitor, bandaid applier, chair filler. Oh and complaint box. Can't forget complaint box. (the joys of working at a country club :think:)
     
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