[DirtMcGirk]

<rant>I made a mistake with the last couple months of my life. I decided to invest in someone who was a long shot, and somewhere in all of this I concluded it was a good idea to take off my armor and go full retard over someone with more limits and worries than I.

Hope can suck my balls.

Yes, I should have listened to those around me.
I should have seen the signs coming.

But I'm me, I told myself, I can do anything, I can pull victory from adversity.

And looking back on my entire life, that's what gets me busted up more than anything else. Over commitment to bad lines, where maybe when I was younger, prettier, thinner and smarter I could have pulled some sort of magic out of my hat. However, now I just end up smashed and looking up at the sky, contemplating how I got to where it is that I am.

Hope officially is out of my dictum. Going back to being an asshole with a nice thick bit of armor on until I can develop my radar better.

Thank you, and good night.
</rant>

 

[stevew]

so is fvck.

 

[ire]

...and go full retard over someone...

That was the problem, you never go full retard

 

[Nick]

"I made a mistake with the last couple months of my life"

Let's start here .....

 

[stevew]

someone give him a hug....please.....these posts every 2-3 months......

 

[moff_quigley]

You have limits?

 

[Westy]

Hope often leeds to disapointment. Learn to deal with it or spend the rest of your life stewing in negativity.

 

[jonKranked]

So am I to interpret this as you're back on the bottle?

 

[Cooter Brown]

I thought that hope floated

 

[4xBoy]

I thought that hope floated

Their rotors do.

 

[Leppah]

Back on the market eh?

Can't be alone? Maybe it won't be so bad now since your divorce happened a little while ago. The first girl you hang out with after a divorce is always bad news because you go head over heels and it sometimes doesn't turn out right. Happened to me. I'm glad that dirty a$$ ho went out and cheated on me, cuz now i got a kick a$$ woman. Sometimes you have to experience bad shizz to realize what you really want and what you'll work for.

 

[stevew]

i think we need a feel sorry for yourself forum for these posts.

or people should just nut the fvck up and deal with life.

 

[Westy]

So am I to interpret this as you're back on the bottle?

I think so

 

[Slugman]

At least he learned how to count...

 

[johnbryanpeters]

i think we need a feel sorry for yourself forum for these posts.

or people should just nut the fvck up and deal with life.

 

[Total Heckler]

Lame about things not working out.

Take this and learn from it. Continue bettering yourself. Someone will find their way to you and appreciate you for the person you have become.

 

[sanjuro]

Where's Brian HCM?

 

[Colonel Angus]

[/IMG]

 

[Greyhound]

This thread is gold...I'm burning through rep like a Kirstie Allie on a pile of churros.

 

[Total Heckler]

This thread is gold...I'm burning through rep like a Kirstie Allie on a pile of churros.

HA!

Must spread rep...

 

[jonKranked]

It&#8217;s a slippery slope: beer, liquor, dope, coke, meth, chicks with dicks, then jail.

 

[Leppah]

Then sporkin.

 

[Slugman]

i think we need a feel sorry for yourself forum for these posts.

or people should just nut the fvck up and deal with life.

Pos rep given!

 

[mandown]

Hope often leeds to disapointment. Learn to deal with it or spend the rest of your life stewing in negativity.

i've often said: disappointment is the gap between expectation and reality.

BTW - i've been disappointed several times, but i don't know that i've ever been appointed, or even pointed. i've certainly never been ointed.

 

[Westy]

i've often said: disappointment is the gap between expectation and reality.

BTW - i've been disappointed several times, but i don't know that i've ever been appointed, or even pointed. i've certainly never been ointed.

Ted, is that you?

 

[jonKranked]

i've often said: disappointment is the gap between expectation and reality.

BTW - i've been disappointed several times, but i don't know that i've ever been appointed, or even pointed. i've certainly never been ointed.

But sometimes you're pointy.

 

[mandown]

Ted, is that you?

no ted here, must be in the next aisle.

But sometimes you're pointy.

leave my pants out of this.

 

[jimmydean]

Can you feel the love?

 

[4xBoy]

Can you feel the love?

Well he can if he roams down to the bunny ranch.

 

[Leppah]

He can feel the love if he hooks up with Pamela Handerson every night from here on out.

 

[Prettym1k3]

What mandown said, but I believe hope is often what the imagination fills in when we haven't yet seen reality.

For instance, before you get with a chick, you HOPE (your imagination fills in) that she likes it IDB. But then reality sets in, and you realize that she doesn't like it IDB, or she does like it IDB, and she's a total tramp.

le sigh.

 

[jimmydean]

For instance, before you get with a chick, you HOPE (your imagination fills in) that she doesn't have a penis...
le sigh.

 

[mandown]

What mandown said, but I believe hope is often what the imagination fills in when we haven't yet seen reality.

For instance, before you get with a chick, you HOPE (your imagination fills in) that she likes it IDB. But then reality sets in, and you realize that she doesn't like it IDB, or she does like it IDB, and she's a total tramp.

le sigh.

oh yeah, the two sides of the sword are sharp.

one minute it is: This chick is filthy in the sheets!!! I GET TO PIIHB or... How ossim is it that she goes down in a theater and I didn't even have to work hard for it

the next it is: Where did this chick learn to be filthy in the sheets :huh: How much IDB action has she had before She seems pretty comfy with this "going down in a theater" thing, how often does she doe this

 

[Leppah]

Yep. Dirty girls can be fun for a bit. But they are usually pretty damn weird in the noggin.

 

[4xBoy]

Yep. Dirty girls can be fun for a bit. But they are usually pretty damn weird in the noggin.

Understatement of the year.

 

[Kanye West]

A friends friend found out his new gf was a pornstar, which could yield two responses:

"Heyyyyyy my gf is a pornstar!!!"

"Ugh, my gf is a pornstar!!!"

One eventually leads to the other.

 

[Leppah]

Did DirtMcgirk ever respond to any of these posts? Or is he sittin in the fetal position crying in the shower still?

 

[jonKranked]

Did DirtMcgirk ever respond to any of these posts? Or is he sittin in the fetal position crying in the shower still?

My guess is that he's attempting to re-enact "fear and loathing"

 

[Leppah]

Ah yes. What was that crap that he was only supposed to take a drop of?

 

[Leppah]

Or do you think he's sitting in the tub with a bunch of oranges, waiting to carve a "Z" in someone's forehead?