Boston, Massachusetts.
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If I created slogans for liscense plates, the "Commonwealth" of Massachusetts' would be called "The Cancer of the Union." Boston is great, if you like 98% humidity all the time, sun-followed by rain-followed by sun-followed by a thunderstorm-all in the course of 2 hours, and winters where it doesn't actually snow, it just kind of slushes or gets 30 below with wind chill overnight. I hope you played a lot of frogger when you were a kid- driving down 95 makes me feel like I am that little green amphibian, only I don't start over if I get squished. Don't plan on being anywhere for a while- Massachusetts drivers love traffic jams. They LOVE them! The best part is, after you slow down for an extra half an hour and finally pass whatever it is you're slowing down for, there's nothing there. No dead bodies, no naked ladies, no cop, no merging traffic. Just traffic for the hell of it. Why not? And the roads? Forget about it, I think every intersection and street in the city and surrounding areas was designed by an alcoholic and magnum of Beam. Every civil engineer in Boston should be shot, then shot again, just to be sure. Well, how about living in Boston? I could get a penthouse just about anywhere else for the amount that I pay to live in a dump in the ghetto. What about the people? You've got to be either rich, or emo in order to live here. That's what I've discovered. I think all the normal people moved out a long time ago. Maybe that's why all the students at MIT are foreign- the smart ones left a long time ago. Ok, fine, at least you can get around the city easily....are you kidding? The green line runs so rarely you had better add 30 minutes to your T ride just to get on a train. Add to that all the bars close at 2 and the T closes at 1230. Hope you brought 15 bucks for a cab. Don't get me started on the Red Sox. This is the year? I thought last year was the year? Hey I got an idea, why don't we make it right up until the end then choke really bad? There's something we've never seen before. I've never seen a place filled with more high-strung idiots than here. Boston will eat your soul. Don't come here ever. EVER.
I guess it does have some redeeming qualities- you can get chinese food delivered until 2 and there are some decent bars/clubs. Not enough to convince me, I'm getting out ASAP, and I'm bringing my bike. Even the relatively Dead-end hometown of syracuse has better riding options than here. At the very least, boston has made me grateful for the time I do get to spend on my bike.
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If I created slogans for liscense plates, the "Commonwealth" of Massachusetts' would be called "The Cancer of the Union." Boston is great, if you like 98% humidity all the time, sun-followed by rain-followed by sun-followed by a thunderstorm-all in the course of 2 hours, and winters where it doesn't actually snow, it just kind of slushes or gets 30 below with wind chill overnight. I hope you played a lot of frogger when you were a kid- driving down 95 makes me feel like I am that little green amphibian, only I don't start over if I get squished. Don't plan on being anywhere for a while- Massachusetts drivers love traffic jams. They LOVE them! The best part is, after you slow down for an extra half an hour and finally pass whatever it is you're slowing down for, there's nothing there. No dead bodies, no naked ladies, no cop, no merging traffic. Just traffic for the hell of it. Why not? And the roads? Forget about it, I think every intersection and street in the city and surrounding areas was designed by an alcoholic and magnum of Beam. Every civil engineer in Boston should be shot, then shot again, just to be sure. Well, how about living in Boston? I could get a penthouse just about anywhere else for the amount that I pay to live in a dump in the ghetto. What about the people? You've got to be either rich, or emo in order to live here. That's what I've discovered. I think all the normal people moved out a long time ago. Maybe that's why all the students at MIT are foreign- the smart ones left a long time ago. Ok, fine, at least you can get around the city easily....are you kidding? The green line runs so rarely you had better add 30 minutes to your T ride just to get on a train. Add to that all the bars close at 2 and the T closes at 1230. Hope you brought 15 bucks for a cab. Don't get me started on the Red Sox. This is the year? I thought last year was the year? Hey I got an idea, why don't we make it right up until the end then choke really bad? There's something we've never seen before. I've never seen a place filled with more high-strung idiots than here. Boston will eat your soul. Don't come here ever. EVER.
I guess it does have some redeeming qualities- you can get chinese food delivered until 2 and there are some decent bars/clubs. Not enough to convince me, I'm getting out ASAP, and I'm bringing my bike. Even the relatively Dead-end hometown of syracuse has better riding options than here. At the very least, boston has made me grateful for the time I do get to spend on my bike.