[eaterofdog]

i told you i wuz hardcoer

 

[kidwoo]

He cleaned it first, what's the big deal?


I look forward to the day that I'm of an age and an experience level where I can confidently say 'yeah I licked a monkey's butt to help him out, so fvcking what?'

 

[jonKranked]

what's news about an old chinese guy giving a monkey a rim job and then laughing about it?

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I bet his match.com profile is interesting.

 

[Pesqueeb]

what's news about an old chinese guy giving a monkey a rim job and then laughing about it?

I bet his match.com profile is interesting.

.............................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnddddddd thats the end of the thread. Best 6 minute spread in RM history.

 

[$tinkle]

would this make him a fluffer nutter?

 

[gonefirefightin]

zoophilia bestiality a$$ to mouth with a monkey on RM.......sounds about right....just missing alcohol

 

[Pesqueeb]

zoophilia bestiality a$$ to mouth with a monkey on RM.......sounds about right....just missing alcohol

and Bacon.

 

[$tinkle]

could have been worse

could have been a macaque

 

[stevew]

dental dams aren't available in china?

 

[nyhc00]

That's ass-tastic

But seriously, utterly revolting.

 

[kidwoo]

could have been worse

could have been a macaque

Or a bonobo busy on the other side.

 

[gonefirefightin]

so if that is his job does that make it monkey business?

and did he eat the peanut?

 

[jonKranked]

.............................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnddddddd thats the end of the thread. Best 6 minute spread in RM history.

i picture him doing the speed racer laugh. actually, i picture all of it being animated like speed racer.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

So the Germans are outsourcing fetish films to China now ? Damn this global recession.

 

[jonKranked]

all this story needs is a tentacle and we'd be able to check off all the boxes

 

[$tinkle]

So the Germans are outsourcing fetish films to China now ? Damn this global recession.

so it would seem

 

[eaterofdog]

did he eat the peanut?

A++ would read again

 

[stoney]

Stinky - you might want to nsfw that, as there is a ? about the gent's mid section.

 

[kidwoo]

It hit me yesterday how utterly lacking in ingenuity this zookeeper is.

Let me explain.


One part Charles:

One part whimsical childlike imp:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


These 'animal experts' really need to take a long hard look at their qualifications.