[N8 v2.0]

Soo.... who wants to shake her hand now???

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment. Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

The 45-year-old made the comments on her website...

 

[BurlyShirley]

If you eat right, only a recon-wipe is needed often times.

EDIT: A cleverly placed mirror could save even that.

 

[N8 v2.0]

Lead by example i always say...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/scrow/scrow1.html

 

[Echo]

I'll use the whole friggin' roll if that's what it takes.

 

[N8 v2.0]

some liberals strive to be #1 at #2 i suppose...

 

[$tinkle]

i s'pose if i were milking a mono-orb like lance there wouldn't be much in the way of volume.

 

[N8 v2.0]

i do know that if you eat the cheese spread out of a mid 80's vintage MRE, you wont even be needing TP for a few days...

 

[Secret Squirrel]

I dunno....I think I'd still PIIHB...

 

[syadasti]

She's never heard of a bidet?

 

[MikeD]

She's never heard of a bidet?

Too much water usage.

I say get a dog and keep a jar of peanut butter next to the toilet.

 

[stevew]

I say get a dog and keep a jar of peanut butter next to the toilet.

Variation on a resse's peanut butter cup.

 

[syadasti]

I say get a dog and keep a jar of peanut butter next to the toilet.

Green mullein works great for the cat hole...

http://www.econetwork.net/~wildmansteve/Plants.Folder/Mullein.html

Women who were forbidden to use make-up for religious reasons rubbed the rough leaves of this rubrifacient on their cheeks, to create a beautiful red flush. People who spend time in the woods are attracted to mullein’s large, velvety leaves when they run out of toilet paper, again creating a beautiful red flush on their cheeks.

 

[Dartman]

How to use one square...

1. Fold square in half.

2. Fold in half again.

3. Tear off the corner that is the "center" of the square.

4. Keep torn off bit. Important!

5. Unfold square.

6. Place over finger and wipe.

7. Gather square and clean finger.

8. Use torn off bit to clean under fingernail.

Told to me by a Navy Chief Petty Officer who served in 'Nam. "You only got a few sheets in one of those K-Ration packs!"

 

[H8R]

Her mouth is pretty big. How many rolls would it take to make her STFU?

 

[N8 v2.0]

http://www.tmz.com/2007/04/23/rosie-to-sheryl-crow-have-you-seen-my-ass

 

[stinkyboy]

How long before scratch-n-sniff monitors are invented?

 

[Westy]

Just use a big loop of cloth in place of TP like those old hand drying towel things. Just add in a scraper to remove any caked matter, scrapings could be later used for fertilizer.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Just use a big loop of cloth in place of TP like those old hand drying towel things. Just add in a scraper to remove any caked matter, scrapings could be later used for fertilizer.

Why you haven't marketed any of your numerous, brave new world ideas, I will never know...

 

[Echo]

Why you haven't marketed any of your numerous, brave new world ideas, I will never know...

Yeah because people would totally have bought this latest one.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Yeah because people would totally have bought this latest one.

Never underestimate the American public and the useless stuff that they think they need. Besides, you could get away with selling this latest contraption as a "green" product. That alone will get you at least some market share...

However, previous ideas like whore feti would probably only do well in Asian markets...kinda like that deal of eating the whole, raw, chicken fetus...