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How did Douglas get to be so damn cool ?

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stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
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NY
I Are Baboon said:
"Get to be" cool? Dalton Doug didn't "get" that way...he was born that way.
You try burning down your house with a fire in your garage and see how cool you turn out!!!
 

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
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stosh said:
You try burning down your house with a fire in your garage and see how cool you turn out!!!
My garage is detached, so a garage fire probably would not burn down the house. And Doug was merely trying to keep the garage warm, which is pretty cool if you ask me.
 

douglas

Chocolate Milk Doug
May 15, 2002
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Shut up and Ride
stosh said:
You try burning down your house with a fire in your garage and see how cool you turn out!!!
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the mother****er burn
Burn mother****er burn
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
I Are Baboon said:
My garage is detached, so a garage fire probably would not burn down the house. And Doug was merely trying to keep the garage warm, which is pretty cool if you ask me.
*yawn* got anymore stories? *yawn*
 

Skookum

bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
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in a bear cave
tequiladougrox said:
How did Douglas get to be so damn cool ?
I think he just doesn't know how else to be.:wave:
Maybe he did it by climbing a tree.
By night he does drool and throws his own stool.
By day he eats crumpets and tea.
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
Skookum said:
You shouldn't tease, you know you'd be devestated if you walked into your closet and saw an empty jawa cloak on the floor.
There's pleanty more where he came from. It's like a chicken farm of Jawa's at my crib.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
Anybody else have a feeling that lettemonkey, tequiladougrox and that 1<3nippleclamps is the same person?
 

douglas

Chocolate Milk Doug
May 15, 2002
9,887
6
Shut up and Ride
narlus said:
<whoosh>

what is this about a burning garage?


my place, a big bbq, good food, beer, tequilla, an attached outside fireplace, more beer, more tequilla, plenty of firewood, unseen cracks thru said fireplace, smoke in the garage, flames in the garage, firetrucks..........good times :thumb:
 
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JRB

Guest
DRB said:
Be careful there that's a might gigantic ass you are about to jump on.
Great - now I'm gonna sing Pixies in my head all day. :mumble:
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,841
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So Cal
Westy said:
Anybody else have a feeling that lettemonkey, tequiladougrox and that 1<3nippleclamps is the same person?
I miss 1<3nppleclamps. Such eloquence... such quality posts. We could all take a lesson.