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Silver

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Jul 20, 2002
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http://www.free-times.com/index.php?cat=1992209084141467&act=post&pid=11860406103619087

With a bead of sweat rolling down the side of his face outside a Columbia bar, Republican S.C. Sen. Jake Knotts called Lexington Rep. Nikki Haley, an Indian-American Republican woman running for governor, a “raghead” several times while explaining how he believed she was hiding her true religion from voters.

“She’s a f#!king raghead,” Knotts said.

He later clarified his statement. He did not mean to use the F-word.

Because using the f-word would be unseemly.

Knotts, a former boxer and cop from West Columbia, said he wasn’t worried about being called a racist for the remarks he made.

No one in America is a racist, remember. He'll be fine.
 
$tinkle

$tinkle

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Feb 12, 2003
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according to wiki, she won election in '04 for beating larry koon

...i dunno; seemed relevant
 
dante

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I can just see the SNL parody of this:

GOPers sitting around in a room discussing their problem attracting minority support:

Steele: Our most recent polling is in, and we're polling lower than ever with minority groups. I just don't understand it...
Knotts: Me neither, I mean, we reach out to these ragheads every day, and yet for some reason the message doesn't seem to go through. And this applies to the kykes, heebs, chinks, slopes, niggers...
Steele: Uh, Senator, as the only token nigger in this room, I'm the only one who's allowed to use that phrase. Please refrain from using that term, and substitute "darkie", "blackie" or "fatherless welfare recipient" instead.
Knotts: Of course, Michael, I apologize.
McCain: But I think that Knotts does have a point. I mean, here we are trying to reach to all of the spics, beaners and strawberry-pickers in AZ, and yet they keep voting even more Democratic. What is it going to take to make them think that we actually care about them?
etc.

the skit practically writes itself.
 
Westy

Westy

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Nov 22, 2002
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kidwoo said:
You suck :rofl:




Any eastern minority in this here american republican party deserves that shlt.

Seriously.
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She's obviously a plant, listen the guy. Just because he is a fat knuckle-dragging ignoramus doesn't mean he is wrong.
 
$tinkle

$tinkle

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Feb 12, 2003
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how do you parody *this*?

Black lawmakers want to limit new ethics office
Stung by a series of inquiries, nearly half the members of the Congressional Black Caucus want to scale back the aggressive ethics procedures that Democrats trumpeted after gaining control of Congress.

Rep. Marcia Fudge, D-Ohio, and 19 fellow black lawmakers in the all-Democratic caucus quietly introduced a resolution last week that would restrict the powers of the new independent Office of Congressional Ethics. The office, formed by Congress in 2008, is run by a panel of private citizens.

Black caucus Chairwoman Barbara Lee, D-Calif., is among the sponsors, but the full 42-member caucus did not endorse the measure. Lee declined comment through a spokesman.
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$tinkle said:
how do you parody *this*?

Black lawmakers want to limit new ethics office
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looks like someone didn't get the memo: Clyburn says S.C. Dem Senate candidate [Alvin Greene] a 'plant'; calls for probe
House Majority Whip [and bona fide race-baiter] James Clyburn (D-S.C.) called for South Carolina to investigate the circumstances that led to Alvin Greene winning the Democratic Senate primary in his state earlier this week.

"There were some real shenanigans going on in the South Carolina primary," Clyburn said during an appearance on the liberal Bill Press radio show. "I don't know if he was a Republican plant; he was someone's plant."

The South Carolina Democratic Party called on Greene on Wednesday to drop out of the race after The Associated Press reported that the candidate is facing felony charges for having allegedly displayed pornographic images to a college student.
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looks like the bitch set him up
 
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dante said:
i can just see the snl parody of this:

Gopers sitting around in a room discussing their problem attracting minority support:

Steele: Our most recent polling is in, and we're polling lower than ever with minority groups. I just don't understand it...
What is it going to take to make them think that we actually care about them?
Etc.

The skit practically writes itself.
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lol..
 
$tinkle

$tinkle

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Feb 12, 2003
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i think this goes here:

New Palin biography aimed at 9- to 12-year-olds
There are aspects of Palin's life that the book shies away from. For example, Kerr said, there's no mention of her teenage daughter Bristol Palin's pregnancy.

Bristol Palin was thrust into the national spotlight while her mother was seeking the vice presidency. Bristol Palin's son Tripp was born in December 2008, when she was 18, and she has gone on to speak about the virtues of abstinence and the challenges of life as a young, single mom.

"We tried to stay away from the super-heavy stuff," Kerr said.
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don't worry, they'll figure it out on their own, i'm sure
 
sanjuro

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I'm still curious to know how she would handled the oil spill considering her husbands works for BP...
 
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