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How do you fit 80 beers in a fridge?

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
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That is a horrible selection of beers. BUD? MILLER? ROLLING ROCK? How about I urinate in a cup and you can drink that instead? It'd probably taste better than that piss beer.
 

MMike

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Sep 5, 2001
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just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
I Are Baboon said:
That is a horrible selection of beers. BUD? MILLER? ROLLING ROCK? How about I urinate in a cup and you can drink that instead? It'd probably taste better than that piss beer.
It's because you can fit rubber nipples on top of the bottles. Kids gotta start somewhere.....
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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Judging from your taste in beer a sh!t sandwich would probably taste good to.
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
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In a van.... down by the river
I Are Baboon said:
That is a horrible selection of beers. BUD? MILLER? ROLLING ROCK? How about I urinate in a cup and you can drink that instead? It'd probably taste better than that piss beer.
Rum raisin ice cream, my good man...... :think:

I still can't believe someone paid money for all that swill.
 
J

JRB

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I Are Baboon said:
We've already yelled at him before for posting pics of his "beer" choices. Some kids just never learn.
We posted in the hair cut threads, too.
 

PBV

Chimp
Apr 18, 2005
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Most of that beer is ****e, but there is nothing wrong with a good ol' Bud. Miller sucks ass, I will NOT drink Rolling Rock, but Bud is a staple. You can always find a case of Bud Bottles in my house as my "every day" beer.

For a party? You need a MUCH better selection than that.
 

clancy98

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Dec 6, 2004
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ah, the beer snobs and the frat boys duke it out in another edition of "the real world: off the bike and on the monkey"
 

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
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manziman said:
You guys fail to see the 2-12 packs of High life along with Red Hook Sun Rye Summe Ale and Gorden Biersch Marzen.
We were blinded by the crap beer. It's like looking directly into the Sun....it just blocks your vision from everything else.
 

Barbaton

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May 11, 2002
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clancy98 said:
ah, the beer snobs and the frat boys duke it out in another edition of "the real world: off the bike and on the monkey"
lol :D

oh, and I am *astonished* :thumb: at the assertion that High Life is good beer that we missed. bleuch.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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clancy98 said:
High Life is the Champagne of Beers...
Yeah, it's the crap $3 Andre champagne of beers.

Ugh, his beer choices are criticized and he responds with, "...didn't you see the Miller High Life?"

Much to learn, grasshopper :D

Nothing wrong with a little cheap beer now and again, though. I wish I had that picture of the party I went to where we filled the fridge with Olde English 40's - now that's ghetto.
 

Barbaton

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binary visions said:
Nothing wrong with a little cheap beer now and again, though. I wish I had that picture of the party I went to where we filled the fridge with Olde English 40's - now that's ghetto.
Not Colt 45, the champagne of 40s? Shocked I say, shocked.
 

clancy98

Monkey
Dec 6, 2004
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It works every time.



Malt liquor, that is. Billy Dee Williams hasn't worked in a LONG time.
 

slowSSer

mnoeky
Aug 14, 2002
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Crash_Tested said:
funny I only count 12 maybe 18 beers in there.
I got about the same- other than the gordon bierscht (sp?), what's the rest? water?

(this from a man who has recently re-discovered coors after years of microbrew. sheesh)
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
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Quantity is a quality all it's own. When you're in college, that is. When you're a college kid and have no money it's tough being able to afford salon treatments for your cornrows, ghetto prom AND good beer.
 

GeoffW

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Feb 26, 2003
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In Canada that would signal that the Culligan man came because all I see is water in there
 

JRogers

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Mar 19, 2002
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binary visions said:
Yeah, it's the crap $3 Andre champagne of beers.

Ugh, his beer choices are criticized and he responds with, "...didn't you see the Miller High Life?"

Ahhh....Andre..."the beer of champagnes"
 

blt2ride

Turbo Monkey
May 25, 2005
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MMike said:
Ah kids and the novelty of being away from mommy and daddy......
You guys are being pretty tough on this guy. He's a college kid who is just having a good time. When you were younger, I'm sure you drank domestic beer. It seems like you guys are just being jerks to be jerks. Is your life that bad that you have to be a complete jerk to everyone to feel better? You guys seem pretty grumpy to me...smile it's Friday!
 

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
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blt2ride said:
You guys are being pretty tough on this guy. He's a college kid who is just having a good time. When you were younger, I'm sure you drank domestic beer. It seems like you guys are just being jerks to be jerks. Is your life that bad that you have to be a complete jerk to everyone to feel better? You guys seem pretty grumpy to me...smile it's Friday!
No mate, the internet can be blamed for a lot of things...the increase in kiddie porn, N8 etc...but it cannot be blamed for bad beer. That fridge is a crime against humanity and the monkeys are only doing their duty as good citizens of the world to decry it. :nuts: :)