So I was just driving along....
Actually, I was at a dead stop on the highway after fackers were stopping to look at an accident on the side of the road when WHAM... I get clocked in the ace by a soon be sobbing and blubbering idiot fatty of woman. My head hits the headrest pretty hard; CD's flyin' all over the place and my coffee cup holder is full up with java.
So, I graciously decline a ride to the hospital and chill by the side of the road while fatty gets a ticket for 'inattentive driver'. So I will have a police report stating that its HER fault (freakin fatty)...
Anywhoo... I drive home and my next door neighbor (self proclaimed street smart super genius) looks at my Accord and states that the 'bumper posts" are bent and there is easily $2500 clams worth of damage. The trunk lid closes fine and to the untrained eye - there is almost NO damage except for a dime sized puncture in the bumper (amazing seeing how hard I got hit).
..... Hmmm... wonder if a building blood clot is making me ramble on....
Ok - cut to the chase - how do I get a fatty induced fatty check from my insurance company and pocket said fatty cash? Is it up to the insurance company to pay only my chosen collision shop or can I submit estimates and get a cha-ching-check-for-my-new-wide-screen-TV?
Oh... and I got a fatty Trojan on my laptop today and I go in for surgery at 6:15 tomorrow morning (cripes what a day...)
Actually, I was at a dead stop on the highway after fackers were stopping to look at an accident on the side of the road when WHAM... I get clocked in the ace by a soon be sobbing and blubbering idiot fatty of woman. My head hits the headrest pretty hard; CD's flyin' all over the place and my coffee cup holder is full up with java.
So, I graciously decline a ride to the hospital and chill by the side of the road while fatty gets a ticket for 'inattentive driver'. So I will have a police report stating that its HER fault (freakin fatty)...
Anywhoo... I drive home and my next door neighbor (self proclaimed street smart super genius) looks at my Accord and states that the 'bumper posts" are bent and there is easily $2500 clams worth of damage. The trunk lid closes fine and to the untrained eye - there is almost NO damage except for a dime sized puncture in the bumper (amazing seeing how hard I got hit).
..... Hmmm... wonder if a building blood clot is making me ramble on....
Ok - cut to the chase - how do I get a fatty induced fatty check from my insurance company and pocket said fatty cash? Is it up to the insurance company to pay only my chosen collision shop or can I submit estimates and get a cha-ching-check-for-my-new-wide-screen-TV?
Oh... and I got a fatty Trojan on my laptop today and I go in for surgery at 6:15 tomorrow morning (cripes what a day...)