[MMike]

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients
were shouting, '13....13.....13'.

Curiosity got the best of me.

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks,
so I looked through to see what was going on...

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'.

I now mind my own damn business!!

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

TThe OOnly TThing S****tier TThan AA BBad JJoke IIs AA BBad JJoke FFrom MMike.

 

[Da Peach]

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients
were shouting, '13....13.....13'.

Curiosity got the best of me.

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks,
so I looked through to see what was going on...

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'.

I now mind my own damn business!!

Dad will demand credit...

 

[MMike]

Dad will demand credit...

I know eh? A guy here just sent it to me. I was all like, "Hey! That was Dad's joke"..........or a variation thereof......

 

[BurlyShirley]

I always assumed you two were raised by lesbians.

 

[MMike]

I always assumed you two were raised by lesbians.

One of them still had to be "the man".

 

[BurlyShirley]

One of them still had to be "the man".

That explains the Jeep Liberty I guess.

 

[MMike]

that explains the jeep liberty i guess.

i said it was a company car, ok???


http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=93400&highlight=liberty&page=3

 

[Jeremy R]

I always pictured Larry David as MMike's father.

 

[Da Peach]

That explains the Jeep Liberty I guess.

You go girlfriend!!!

 

[BurlyShirley]

Is that a reverse goatse?

 

[MMike]

Is that a reverse goatse?

I've already given you rep today

 

[Greyhound]

I've already given you rep today

OK.....I'll ante up.

 

[sanjuro]

 

[X3pilot]

You go girlfriend!!!

Is that Hillary Clinton or Ellen?

 

[Da Peach]

OK.....I'll ante up.

Yeah, after some research, that was pretty dang funneh.

 

[Westy]

I always assumed you two were raised by lesbians.

Canadians, close enough.

 

[skinny mike]

and this is why i made the random thought thread...

 

[Brian HCM#1]

One of them still had to be "the man".

Would that be one holding the Turkey baster or squeezing the rubber bulb at the end?

 

[reflux]

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[Anders]

reminds me of this

 

[loco-gringo]

Is that Hillary Clinton or Ellen?

It's MsMike.

 

[DirtyMike]

Try it now!!!!