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How in trouble am I? 2/14/08

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Boxxer, Feb 13, 2008.

  1. Boxxer

    Boxxer Monkey

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    So heres the short version.

    Dating 3 different girls, lets call them 1, 2 and 3.

    1 is everything I like, but were taking it slow.

    2 is everything I like, but its complicated and we were friends for 2-3 years before dating.

    3 is everything I like(were going out tonight as well) but shes a party girl and I get the feeling she couldn't care less about Valentines day.


    Whats a brother to do?
     

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  2. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Menage a quatre.....
     
  3. Echo

    Echo crooked smile

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    Nothing says "Happy Valentines Day" like a foursome.
     
  4. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Break up with all of them. Go read a book.
     
  5. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    Sounds like the perfect start to a reality TV show. You could be the Flava Flav of ridemonkey. YEEEEAAAAAHHHH, BOYEEEEEE!
     
  6. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    Give them all RM Valentine's day cards, addressing them as 1,2 and 3.
     
  7. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    Pick #3 Valentines day is dumb.
     
  8. MountainDrew

    MountainDrew Monkey

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    easy......RM version of The Dating Game
     
  9. ffonsok

    ffonsok Monkey

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    #1, nothing wrong with taking it slow.
     
  10. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    Wait.....



    PICS or STFU
     
  11. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Which one made you realize your sig was true?

    She's a keeper.
     
  12. Sandwich

    Sandwich Pig my fish!
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    #2 gets the boners prize...my girlfriend and i have been taking for dos years and we were friends before we were more than friends...the best relationships are built off mutual trust and familiarity that only come with friendships.

    You're probably dating #3 because she's hot, and #1 probably doesn't like you that much.

    Happy VD!
     
  13. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    simple....


    PIITB's
     
  14. Sandwich

    Sandwich Pig my fish!
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    Pity, I'm in the basement?
     
  15. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    1. Get a hooker
    2. Have unprotected sex
    3. Give herpes to all 3 girls

    I can bet you will never be forgotten.
     
  16. MountainDrew

    MountainDrew Monkey

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    Am I the only one who giggled at this????

    must give rep!!
     
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    MTBracer Monkey

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  18. cadmus

    cadmus Monkey

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  19. BadDNA

    BadDNA hophead

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    :stupid: I can't believe it took till post #10 for this.
     
  20. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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    ANAL - great V-day Gift
     
  21. ffonsok

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    repped. you made me break out in class laughing. why i'm on RM in English lecture is another story....
     
  22. splat

    splat Nam I am

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    #1 Breakfast - #2 Lunch # 3 Dinner
     
  23. Prettym1k3

    Prettym1k3 Turbo Monkey

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    Go for #2... unless it's way too complicated. But being friends first makes for a loving, caring, and relaxed relationship.

    If that doesn't look like it's going to work out, ditch #3 and go out with #1.

    -Mike
     
  24. Prettym1k3

    Prettym1k3 Turbo Monkey

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  25. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    "It is better the give, than receive...."
     
  26. demo 9

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    pick one and sell the others
     
  27. dirttastesgood

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    I have sort of the same problem. Ex girlfriend who still thinks we might have something and ex girlfriends best friend on the gymnastic team. Trouble is I don't want my ex to find out about the new girl yet because she's a little crazy and will flip out on my new girl. So I'm not going to school tomorrow. And yes I am going to have a talk with my ex and tell her what going on and to deal with it.


    Oh and pick #2
     
  28. James

    James Carbon Porn Star

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    Agreed.

    Also: Fourgie.
     
  29. demo 9

    demo 9 Turbo Monkey

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    gymnastics... hmmm....
     
  30. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Who....does number 2....work for????

    WHO DOES....NUMBER 2....WORK.....FOR????
     
  31. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    Is today valentines day?
     
  32. splat

    splat Nam I am

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    actually

    do you work in IT ?

    schedule to go out with all 3 of them, then around 5 PM tell 2 ( or 3 ) of them that you have a Major server that has crashed , and you are trying to get it back up . be apologetic ,but sound Mad as Hell at the company for making you stay and fix the dam thing on Valentines day .
     
  33. BadDNA

    BadDNA hophead

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    Works well...now that you've shared that gem publicly though don't think you'll get away with bailing on too many rides with that excuse.
     
  34. splat

    splat Nam I am

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    Bailing on rides ?? ?I use that excuse with the wife to make it to rides!! :D
     
  35. jonny dh

    jonny dh Monkey

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    the one question that should be asked is how did you get yourself into this and then tell them your a manhore.they will understand,then you please them one at a time.
     
  36. ito

    ito Mr. Schwinn Effing Armstrong

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    Choose one for the V-day. Tell the other two that you have too much going on to celebrate mid-week and you will catch up with them on the weekend. Then take one out on Friday and one out on Saturday. This way you get three days of hell, I mean Valentine's Day.
     
  37. ridefast

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    another vote for #2
     
  38. Spero

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    x2. By sunday you'll have narrowed things down.
     
  39. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    Which one of the girls is the one you dumped at 2 AM?
     
  40. dirttastesgood

    dirttastesgood Turbo Monkey

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    Okay why are there no pictures yet.