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how is america any safer?

pnj

pnj

Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings
Aug 14, 2002
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I keep hearing how america is a safer place.

but our borders to the north and south are still wide open. not to mention the areas on the east and west that are pretty wide open.

if drugs can get into the cuntree, what's to keep people with an agenda and money (lots of it) out?

how many miles of unprotected border is there?
 
Westy

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Silver said:
Don't worry, Lisa's rock is hard at work! Have we been attacked since 9/11?
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My 300lb friend dropped my on my face last weekend because I called him a fat ass, does that count? I think the rock is broken.
 
Silver

Silver

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Westy said:
My 300lb friend dropped my on my face last weekend because I called him a fat ass, does that count? I think the rock is broken.
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The rock doesn't prevent attacks from friends. You need Bart's tree for that one...
 
Silver

Silver

find me a tampon
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Westy said:
So the rock won't protect us from the Saudis again, what good is it?
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Don't demean the rock. It was hard at work making sure that no Iraqi terrorists were involved in the September 11 plot. You can't ask it to do everything!
 
pnj

pnj

Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings
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Silver said:
I don't think you hang around in this forum enough to get the running joke.

Ever watch the Simpsons? Specifically the episode with the Bear Patrol?
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we're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears. :evil:
 
Tenchiro

Tenchiro

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Jul 19, 2002
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Well sex & foul language have virtually been eradicated from our airwaves.

I don't know about you but I feel asfer.
 
MikeD

MikeD

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DRB said:
Rule number one don't google Bear Patrol.....
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Having just seen the new John Waters flick, I can only begin to imagine. And cringe.
 
Westy

Westy

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zod said:
Once we bomb Iran and North Korea I'll feel safe......

Oh yea, France too (i kid, i kid)
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I bet you fall for the "your shoes untied" trick when playing basketball.


If bombing our enemies is a valid solution because I guarantee you that there are more Saudi terrorist than North Korean ones.
 
ALEXIS_DH

ALEXIS_DH

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zod said:
Once we bomb Iran and North Korea I'll feel safe......

Oh yea, France too (i kid, i kid)
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after that... what delisional paranoia will chase the US???
i know!!!
peruvians are designing intercontinental rocket-propelled nuclear-warheaded biologically engineered llamas!!!!!!!!!

i gotta start bulding a shelter under my house.
 
Changleen

Changleen

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There are also those really ridiculous holes in US security, like the container port thing and the Airplane hold thing...

Oh, and racial profiling by Airport Immigration guys. They have to let in a certain amount of Arabs so they can't be accused of racism... GOOD MOVE!
 
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