How long does a roll of TP last?

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  1. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    In my bathroom it will last for a month.

    How long does yours last?
     
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    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    Depends upon how much mexican food i eat anywhere from 2-6 weeks
     
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  5. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    You wipe your ass with tumbleweeds?
     
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    Depends on the season. Christmas Sears catalogs have a lot more pages.
     
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    I would have thought for certain that you used it to keep from dripping when you stand up. :think:
     
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    antimony M.N.F. Beer Wench

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    I do believe one roll lasts us >1 month, consistently. :weee:

    BV's old roommate, however, plowed through ~2-3 rolls every week or two... and he was a guy. :shocked:
     
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    With my roommate and I a roll will last anywhere from a week and a half to two weeks pending on what is eaten. Some times I am a very frequent crapper.
     
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    that's nasty.
     
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    Do you people ever poop? We go through a roll every day or two around here.
     
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    What sort of roll are you using? "Double Roll", standard quilted, Scotts 100 grit, commercial 5000 yard?

    Using standard roll MD quilted, I would say about 3 days with 3 people. Not sure I have paid that close of attention, though.
     
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    BMXman I wish I was Canadian

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    we use this and there is only 2 of us...D
     
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    I always spray tilex on the seat and wipe it down with tp before I take a crap. I likely go through a roll ever 14 days.

    Cosco is kicksass
     
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    Spunger Git yer dumb questions here

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    Usually a couple of days at most. 3 people here using it.

    Sometimes more/less depending on the mess..........wish we didn't use so much though just to cut down on the waste and such. I'm sure when I have a kid it'll go faster then it does currently.
     
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  25. robdamanii

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    Now the million dollar question....

    One wipe per sheet or fold the mess in and wipe again?
     
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    stevew unique white person

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    You only use it one sheet at a time?

    Gross.
     
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    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    I suddenlly realise I've been using a toilet brush all wrong. I mean, ALL WRONG!!!

    *waddle, waddle, waddle*
     
  30. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Are you using it to wipe or to scrub under the folds?
     
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    Do you wipe your weiner after peeing? Sometimes I do if Im too lazy to shake it. Wife gives me weird looks.
     
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    Yeah, I was thinking the same damn thing. I was worried about myself there.
     
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    doesn't wiping require more effort than shaking?

    I wipe, but only cuz I would wind up playing with myself.
     
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    stevew unique white person

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    I'm surprised this has not degenerated to "do you wipe while seated or standing" or "wipe front to back or back to front" argument.
     
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    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    I was going there next. I hadnt considered that a standing wipe was out of the ordinary until I got to boot camp and there were no stalls, just toilets lined up on a wall. :busted:
     
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    It really is amazing how much I have in common with people here. :busted:
     
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    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    She told you to start wiping so you'd have something left to knock her up with?