[JRB]

Wumpus came and rode my local trail today and told me the furnace was broken so he and the boys bake cookies like 3 - 4 times a day. The trails were great and he was super happy to have a six inch travel bike. He had fun, and will likely come back often. I just thought the cookie thing was funny and should be shared. We also discussed that sometimes his conversations are like my vague, incomprehensible posts. Good ride today before it got cold.

 

[Wumpus]

Ummmm, cookieeeeees!

 

[BuddhaRoadkill]

I came into the world as a muppet
Look into these eyes
Then you'll see the size of the pangs
That are pullin' on my tum'
Hunger in my eyes
Everytime I yearn there's a cookie to blame

Hey, I think about the way
My crummies fall down and they stay
When chippies come to play
How they stick at the corners of my mouth
...and I'm just a monster with a cookie in my paw

Like the chips, mmm

Should I be feelin' bad?
Should I be feelin' good?
It's kinda sad, I'm the laughing stock of the neighborhood
And you would think that I'd be movin' on
But I'm a muncher, like I said
Cookies all in the head, num!

Maybe I just made a mess
And I should give it a rest
But my tum' will ache either way
Hey, what the heck, what you want me to say?
I won't lie, that I can't deny...

[Chorus:]
I did it all for the cookie, c'mon
The cookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And dunk it in the .. milk!
Dunk it in the.. milk!
Dunk it in the.. milk!
Dunk it in the..

Why did it take so long?
Why did I wait so long, huh?
To eat them all up, but I did it
Am I the only one, underneath the sun
Who always wants one?

I can't believe that I could be denied
Of my cookie craze, it's just reality
It's not a hidden agenda
I am on another cookie bender
I'll never surrender

Like the chips, mmm

[Chorus]

I'm only monster
It's so easy for The Count to give me his advice
He tells me, just let it go
It's easier said than done
I appreciate it, I do, but
Just leave me alone
Leave me alone
Just leave me alone

Ain't nothing gonna change
You go count away
I'm just gonna stay here
Eat cookies everyday

[Chorus]


COOOOKIIIEEEE....

 

[stosh]

It's like 54 degrees WTF do you need a furnace for in a heatwave like that.

 

[mack]

<---------- i hate the cookie monster.

 

[clancy98]

you hate everybody. you live in a trash can.