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How many times were you called A**HOLE this weekend?

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29Colossus

Chimp
Aug 5, 2006
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Zero. I stopped for people before they saw me, and waited for them to awe at the colors as they walked by. I stopped well ahead of the horses; laid my bike down, and waved down the trail for them to come on up.

Up here with the Fall colors, it is like everyone is on drugs, so you have to be cautious and courteous.
 

Da Peach

Outwitted by a rodent
Jul 2, 2002
13,781
5,220
North Van
I wouldn't want to be inflammatory...here...must not... say... the...

Heh heh...I'll just keep it to myself. But it rhymes with dance...
 

dhbuilder

jingoistic xenophobe
Aug 10, 2005
3,040
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i get called that from time to time.
at least i know i've gotten the satisfaction of pi--ing off whoever was deserving of it.
and that's the best response their little pea brains could come back with.
(the two here on this board, know excatly who i mean.)




i consider it a badge of honor.
 

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
17,373
0
SF
i get called that from time to time.
at least i know i've gotten the satisfaction of pi--ing off whoever was deserving of it.
and that's the best response their little pea brains could come back with.
(the two here on this board, know excatly who i mean.)




i consider it a badge of honor.
One guy yelled, "You know you're an azzhole?", and I said, "Yeah, I do, but no more than you are".
 

DH Diva

Wonderwoman
Jun 12, 2002
1,808
1
I didn't get called A**hole but I did get flipped off by a woman who was tailgating me and almost rear ended me when I had to stop suddenly for someone jogging across the street. She passed me shortly after, doing about 45 in a 25, flipping me off, talking on her cell phone, and holding a cup of coffee, while mouthing F-You! It was absolutely mesmerizing to see someone multitask that much all at once. Mesmerizing and scary.