can you take in a fight??
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
I could only muster 33
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
I could only muster 33
As great an idea as that is, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have time to pull that off.The poll doesn't take into account moshpit experience, which would be vital.
I'd rip the bones out of a dead one break them into sharp points and use some sinew to tie the bones to the back of my hand so I had a Wolverine like weapon.
I want to know how many people DON'T have any experience fighting the Zerg.It says 28. I don't know about that. The best question was this:
"Do you have any experience fighting swarms, such as being chased by a bunch of pissed-off bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg?"
<slowly raises hand>I want to know how many people DON'T have any experience fighting the Zerg.
You've never lived. Starcraft still pwns.<slowly raises hand>
Rip the legs off of one but be careful not to sever the groin muscles. Use them as nunchucks.You pick up the first light one that comes along and start swinging them by their feet. After several blows the head will be a jagged stump of bone hanging off a broken neck. Then the real carnage begins. Nothing drops a five year old faster than getting bashed in the face with a sharp chunk of swinging corpse.