How much is your dead body worth??

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BMXman, Jan 18, 2008.

  1. BMXman

    BMXman I wish I was Canadian

    Rep/Likes:
    6 / 0
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2001
    Messages:
    13,854
    Location:
    Victoria, BC

    Please register to disable this ad.

  2. McGRP01

    McGRP01 beer and bikes

    Rep/Likes:
    4 / 0
    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2003
    Messages:
    7,797
    Location:
    Portland, OR
    Congratulations, your dead body is worth $3640!
     
  3. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

    Rep/Likes:
    2 / 0
    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2005
    Messages:
    2,072
    Location:
    Tejas
    $4575
     
  4. Westy

    Westy the teste

    Rep/Likes:
    434 / 2,724
    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2002
    Messages:
    35,809
    Location:
    Sleazattle
    $4775

    I think I lost some value when I answered yes to elephantitus. They were refering to penis size right?
     
  5. Heidi

    Heidi Der hund ist laut und braun

    Rep/Likes:
    25 / 262
    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2001
    Messages:
    9,896
    Location:
    Bend, Oregon
    blocked by filter. DOH!
     
  6. Barbaton

    Barbaton Turbo Monkey

    Rep/Likes:
    4 / 0
    Joined:
    May 11, 2002
    Messages:
    1,477
    Location:
    suburban hell
    $3840
     
  7. dan-o

    dan-o Turbo Monkey

    Rep/Likes:
    127 / 674
    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2004
    Messages:
    4,515
    $5375. I'm going to take out a short-term loan and buy a sport bike.
     
  8. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

    Rep/Likes:
    169 / 1,383
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2001
    Messages:
    28,727
    Location:
    Portland, OR
    Buck-o-Five.
     
  9. cannondalejunky

    cannondalejunky ease dropper

    Rep/Likes:
    5 / 1
    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2005
    Messages:
    2,931
    Location:
    Arkansas
    $3640
     
  10. splat

    splat Nam I am

    Rep/Likes:
    7 / 57
    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2002
    Messages:
    14,660
    Location:
    Well Maybe Windows is Bearable ! Unix Rules !
    :stupid:
     
  11. Slugman

    Slugman Frankenbike

    Rep/Likes:
    5 / 0
    Joined:
    Apr 29, 2004
    Messages:
    4,031
    Location:
    Miami, FL
    I typically pay about $6000 after shipping to get my cadavers. If it is only a partial (torso w/out limbs and head) I get them for about $4000.
     
  12. BadDNA

    BadDNA hophead

    Rep/Likes:
    19 / 85
    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2006
    Messages:
    4,129
    Location:
    Winning.
    :stupid:
     
  13. Nick

    Nick My name is Nick

    Rep/Likes:
    285 / 2,313
    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2001
    Messages:
    13,230
    Location:
    behind you, don't wait up.
    $4,625.00
     
  14. Slugman

    Slugman Frankenbike

    Rep/Likes:
    5 / 0
    Joined:
    Apr 29, 2004
    Messages:
    4,031
    Location:
    Miami, FL
    Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5950!
     
  15. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

    Rep/Likes:
    5 / 0
    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2003
    Messages:
    3,919
    Location:
    Richmond, VA
    $3800, I'm probably worth more distilled.
     
  16. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

    Rep/Likes:
    169 / 1,383
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2001
    Messages:
    28,727
    Location:
    Portland, OR
    Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4465!

    Some of those questions were odd. Are you worth more or less if you've had a major surgery?
     
  17. Slugman

    Slugman Frankenbike

    Rep/Likes:
    5 / 0
    Joined:
    Apr 29, 2004
    Messages:
    4,031
    Location:
    Miami, FL
    Imperfect bodies are worth more becasue they can charge extra fees for abnormalities/diseases. Rare diseases gets ya a premium
     
  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

    Rep/Likes:
    5 / 8
    Joined:
    Apr 5, 2004
    Messages:
    9,853
    Location:
    So Cal
    One must pay a premium price for fresh food.
     
  19. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

    Rep/Likes:
    2 / 0
    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2005
    Messages:
    2,072
    Location:
    Tejas
    I never pay a cent for my whore babies.
     
  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

    Rep/Likes:
    5 / 8
    Joined:
    Apr 5, 2004
    Messages:
    9,853
    Location:
    So Cal
    Mmmmm.. people veal.. :drool:
     
  21. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

    Rep/Likes:
    2 / 0
    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2005
    Messages:
    2,072
    Location:
    Tejas
    Melts in your mouth, not in your dumpster.
     
  22. Slugman

    Slugman Frankenbike

    Rep/Likes:
    5 / 0
    Joined:
    Apr 29, 2004
    Messages:
    4,031
    Location:
    Miami, FL
    Fresh frozen actually... otherwise the shipping people freak out.
     
  23. indieboy

    indieboy Want fries with that?

    Rep/Likes:
    3 / 1
    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2002
    Messages:
    1,811
    Location:
    atlanta
    4665 bucks is what i'm apparently worth....
    wtf at you old bats being worth more than me :)
     
  24. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

    Rep/Likes:
    0 / 0
    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2002
    Messages:
    21,033
    Location:
    Denver
    No one has life insurance?
     
  25. Westy

    Westy the teste

    Rep/Likes:
    434 / 2,724
    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2002
    Messages:
    35,809
    Location:
    Sleazattle
    WTF do I care, I'll be dead.
     
  26. Slugman

    Slugman Frankenbike

    Rep/Likes:
    5 / 0
    Joined:
    Apr 29, 2004
    Messages:
    4,031
    Location:
    Miami, FL
    This is just a bonus ontop of the life insurance pay out...
     
  27. Total Heckler

    Total Heckler Beer and Bike Enthusiast

    Rep/Likes:
    11 / 18
    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2005
    Messages:
    8,090
    Location:
    Santa Cruz, CA
    $4,475
     
  28. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

    Rep/Likes:
    0 / 0
    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2002
    Messages:
    21,033
    Location:
    Denver
    Congratulations, your dead body is worth $465!

    Wow, less than your average crack whore.
     
  29. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

    Rep/Likes:
    2 / 0
    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2005
    Messages:
    2,072
    Location:
    Tejas
    Not considering dead crack whores can be used for weeks without being frozen.

    :shocked::shocked::shocked:
     
  30. Zark

    Zark Hey little girl, do you want some candy?

    Rep/Likes:
    5 / 7
    Joined:
    Oct 18, 2001
    Messages:
    6,256
    Location:
    High desert
    $4090
     
  31. DH Diva

    DH Diva Wonderwoman

    Rep/Likes:
    3 / 1
    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2002
    Messages:
    1,808
    $6175, I'm Gold Baby!
     
  32. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

    Rep/Likes:
    78 / 782
    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2007
    Messages:
    10,383
    Location:
    Seattle
    Fixed.




    Seriously though, any idea how you pulled that off? Anything unusual that would jack it so high?
     
  33. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

    Rep/Likes:
    78 / 782
    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2007
    Messages:
    10,383
    Location:
    Seattle
    I'm worth $5700. I got it up to $9850 by picking the answer I thought would be worth the most.
     
  34. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

    Rep/Likes:
    0 / 0
    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2002
    Messages:
    21,033
    Location:
    Denver

    It's naughty, very naughty necrophilia
     
  35. TreeSaw

    TreeSaw Mama Monkey

    Rep/Likes:
    40 / 393
    Joined:
    Oct 30, 2003
    Messages:
    16,620
    Location:
    Dancin' over rocks n' roots!
    Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4475!

    Sweet!
     
  36. Bushwhacker

    Bushwhacker Turbo Monkey

    Rep/Likes:
    4 / 0
    Joined:
    Dec 4, 2003
    Messages:
    1,224
    Location:
    Tar Effing River!! NC
    $4075...my body has been slightly abused. Loved every freekin minute of it.
     
  37. DH Diva

    DH Diva Wonderwoman

    Rep/Likes:
    3 / 1
    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2002
    Messages:
    1,808
    I'm short, poor eyesight, athletic, healthy, have had lots of surgeries, and have a limb with hindered mobility.
     
  38. johnbryanpeters

    Rep/Likes:
    235 / 2,459
    Joined:
    Sep 27, 2001
    Messages:
    24,203
    Location:
    Making moss sad in New Haven, Vermont
    Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4915!
     
  39. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

    Rep/Likes:
    5 / 0
    Joined:
    Mar 14, 2005
    Messages:
    5,247
    Location:
    Brooklyn
    im starting to see a good way to make some $$$ here..


    damn shame what i did with those other bodies
     
  40. Spudzie

    Spudzie Monkey

    Rep/Likes:
    5 / 0
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2001
    Messages:
    422
    Location:
    Hebron, ohio
    Congratulations, your dead body is worth $3805!