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How old is "too old"???

loco-gringo

Crusading Clamp Monkey
Sep 27, 2006
8,890
6
Deep in the heart of TEXAS
A guy had an interesting experience recently
involving an "older" woman he met at a bar.
She looked pretty darn HOT for 62. She was
drinking quite a bit, and while they were chatting,
she came right out and asked him if he'd ever had a
"sportsman's double" - a mother and daughter
threesome.
He said no, but she might be able to talk him into it.
So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth,
and looking directly into his eyes, she tells him,
"Tonight's your lucky night."
So they go back to her place, she clicks on the hall
light right as they enter, and she shouts upstairs,

"Mom! You still awake?"
 

DirtyMike

Turbo Fluffer
Aug 8, 2005
14,288
874
My own world inside my head
That was as good as such classics as..... Whats the worst part of eating a vegatable.....The wheelchair.......And What kind of underwear doOld people wear.....Depends....


SOrry Im Drinking.




My addition,

A 82 year old vrigin woman goes to the doctor, tells the doctor that she has crabs, he looks at her, Says Honey thats not crabs, those are fruit flies, Your cherry is rotten.....
 

DirtyMike

Turbo Fluffer
Aug 8, 2005
14,288
874
My own world inside my head
Sorry My feeble attempt at comparing One bad joke to another.



So like HAB already said, explanation means the sucks.,....... Vegatable..... Wheelchair....... Person who is pretty much a vegatable..... EATING........ thinking dirty,

Yeah I know it sucks.
 

Dartman

Old Bastard Mike
Feb 26, 2003
3,916
0
Richmond, VA
Sorry My feeble attempt at comparing One bad joke to another.



So like HAB already said, explanation means the sucks.,....... Vegatable..... Wheelchair....... Person who is pretty much a vegatable..... EATING........ thinking dirty,

Yeah I know it sucks.
Just keep diggin'