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How old is "too old"???

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by loco-gringo, Feb 10, 2008.

  1. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    A guy had an interesting experience recently
    involving an "older" woman he met at a bar.
    She looked pretty darn HOT for 62. She was
    drinking quite a bit, and while they were chatting,
    she came right out and asked him if he'd ever had a
    "sportsman's double" - a mother and daughter
    threesome.
    He said no, but she might be able to talk him into it.
    So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth,
    and looking directly into his eyes, she tells him,
    "Tonight's your lucky night."
    So they go back to her place, she clicks on the hall
    light right as they enter, and she shouts upstairs,

    "Mom! You still awake?"
     

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  2. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    Almost as bad as a Knock - Knock joke.


    Heheheh... get it? Knock Knock?
     
  3. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    This is for both of you: :stosh:
    Rule of thumb for jokes: If you feel compelled to explain it, it sucks.
     
  4. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    Ah so... you smart monkey. :monkeydance:
     
  5. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    So, did you do them?
     
  6. dirttastesgood

    dirttastesgood Turbo Monkey

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    Or you're telling it to pinkshirtphoto's.
     
  7. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    You know you don't have to ask that question.
     
  8. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    So that's a yes?
     
  9. 1453

    1453 Monkey

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    the first-quarter-2008-Ridemonkey-rule: as a thread progresses, the tendency for a reference to(oh hell, a dump on) PSP to appear grows at a geometric rate as the number of posts increases.
     
  10. ire

    ire Turbo Monkey

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    :picsstfu:
     
  11. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    :busted: This is really a joke and not a real life situation for me. :poster_oops:
     
  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    I'll give you a chuckle and a golf clap for that one... :clapping:
     
  13. ire

    ire Turbo Monkey

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    Damn, I wanted to see the mom :p
     
  14. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    Please refer to my first post in this thread.
     
  15. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    I thought you were talking about knock knock jokes.
     
  16. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    I was using SM's joke as an example. My comment applies to Knock Knock, Your Mom, That's What She Said, and all other types of jokes.
     
  17. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    But I didn't explain mine.
     
  18. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    You explained that it's not real. That counts.
     
  19. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    Son of a mother bitch. I didn't mean to let the cat out of the bag like that. :poster_oops:
     
  20. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    That was as good as such classics as..... Whats the worst part of eating a vegatable.....The wheelchair.......And What kind of underwear doOld people wear.....Depends....


    SOrry Im Drinking.




    My addition,

    A 82 year old vrigin woman goes to the doctor, tells the doctor that she has crabs, he looks at her, Says Honey thats not crabs, those are fruit flies, Your cherry is rotten.....
     
  21. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Are you cruising the high school again?
     
  22. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    Whats the worst part of eating a vegetable.....The wheelchair

    Generally not dense but WTF does this mean?
     
  23. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    It's a Terry Shiavo joke.
     
  24. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    Oh, so it wasn't funny. good thing. I figured I would have gotten it otherwise.
     
  25. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Sorry My feeble attempt at comparing One bad joke to another.



    So like HAB already said, explanation means the sucks.,....... Vegatable..... Wheelchair....... Person who is pretty much a vegatable..... EATING........ thinking dirty,

    Yeah I know it sucks.
     
  26. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    Just keep diggin'
     
  27. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    I threw up a little, does that count?