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  1. maddog17

    maddog17 Turbo Monkey

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    #1 -   Oct 6, 2009

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  2. rockofullr

    rockofullr confused

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    I thought ridiculing hipsters wasn't fun any more....


    I was wrong :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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  3. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    Vegan? Soy Products? in my house?:think::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    not:thumb:

    just about to fire up the BBQ and char some animal flesh on the grille:thumb:
     
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  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West 220# bag of hacktastic

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    How to flush out a hipster? Same way as they use to control riots - high pressure fire hose. Works wonderful.
     
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  5. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    I wonder if this will work on my kid brother...
     
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  6. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    Almost an exact description of TheMontashu
     
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  7. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    The Montashu makes it so easy for me

     
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  8. gonefirefightin

    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    did you read his status on FB right now?

     
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  9. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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  10. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    Almost as ghey as loco telling stinkyboy to un-friend his wife. :rofl:
     
  11. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    Mirror?
     
  12. eaterofdog

    eaterofdog ass grabber

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    Flushing hipsters is easy. You just push the little handle on the side of the john and away they go.
     
  13. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    You're just bitter you're too fat for skinny jeans
     
  14. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    No such thing.
     
  15. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    But fat people can't crabwalk in stretch pants.
     
  16. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    I beg to differ.
     
  17. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    What ever, I still drive a huge truck, shoot guns, and ride real bikes
     
  18. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Pretty sure the first 2 just make you a redneck wannabee tool.


    Does the truck have a Tapout sticker?
     
  19. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    Except I shoot competitively, and am a pretty good shot.

    No the truck does not have a tapout sticker, it's an 83 blazer that i'm building into a trail truck on 35s
     
  20. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    New Found Glory sticker?
     
  21. Polandspring88

    Polandspring88 Superman

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    He's got truck nutz danglin on tha hitch. It's off the chain brah. Quit hatin yo!
     
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    Yeah, 'cause lifted jeeps like your are practical for commuting. :rofl:
     
  23. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    naw but PSP hooked him up with a Rebel Flag decal for the back widow:rofl:
     
  24. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    Looks badass in the Toys 'r Us parking lot, I bet.
     
  25. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    :rofl:
     
  26. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    No less practical than a giant ass diesel 2500HD or whatever you have.



    Ya dweeb.
     
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    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    TheMontashu loves New Found Glory.

    I'm going to find a Tapout sticker and throw it onto his truck...
     
  28. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    i bet you do.
     
  29. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    If you're going to put a gay sticker on my truck, please put a notw sticker or a norcal sticker

    Nope Sabertooth zombie and hoods stickers
     
  30. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    I ride my fixie to work, remember i'm a hipster douche
     
  31. Kanye West

    Kanye West 220# bag of hacktastic

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    Yeah, heaven forbid any of us forget it.
     
  32. dan-o

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    I was giving joe a hard time, not you.
     
  33. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Hoods is actually good stuff.:shocked:
     
  34. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    I'm seeing powerhouse and doomsday device next month if that means anything to you. Oh, and I saw bane on sunday
     
  35. drkenan

    drkenan anti-dentite

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    So how do you flush out a hipster? The original link is broken.
     
  36. TheTruth

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