[Bicyclist]

So I've got crazy neighbors. Today my dog ran up to the wife and she flipped out, screaming in the street. Then she came over a few minutes later into my yard and screamed some more. She's insane, and everyone in the neighborhood seems to agree. When she came over the second time to blow up I thought she had a gun at first, and I wouldn't have been surprised if she did.

A side note: her husband is a registered sex offender. Just throwin' that out there.

I want to try to get them to move, but I can't think of how. Would pissing them off work? Just getting at them and slowly driving them crazy?

What would you guys do in a situation like that?

 

[Konabumm]

people like that don't move - sounds like its time for you to start looking

 

[jimmydean]

I have had lots of neighbors that sucked, but I have never tried to get any of them to move. I just ignore them and that worked for me.

If they are psycho, you might not want to piss them off too bad.

 

[SkaredShtles]

people like that don't move - sounds like its time for you to start looking

And curb your dog, for crying out loud.

 

[DRB]

Kill them and then burn their house down.

 

[jonKranked]

with sex offenders, you should be able to have the town get a petition together and get them thrown out of the township. on a side note, i found out the other day that a kid i went to high school with is now registered under megan's law. creepy.

 

[fuzzynutz]

maybe try to burn their house down, and make it look like an accident.?


My dog just bit my next door neighbors arm and sent her to the hospital yesterday. It was an interesting day. Funny thing is, she was coming over to complain. Taught her a lesson....

 

[Bicyclist]

The dog is a yellow lab. Wouldn't hurt a fly; our old cat was significantly more dangerous.

Moving's not an option, so ignore it is.

 

[fuzzynutz]

My dog's an airedale terrier.....

 

[Bicyclist]

with sex offenders, you should be able to have the town get a petition together and get them thrown out of the township.

Sweet, they're going down HARD. Bitches.

 

[sanjuro]

get another dog

 

[SkaredShtles]

The dog is a yellow lab. Wouldn't hurt a fly;

Dude - this is not the point. Curb your dog. Some people don't like dogs - even nice ones.

 

[fuzzynutz]

you should just parade a bunch of pre teen girls and boys in front of their house non stop, until the sex offender has a nervous breakdown and either assaults them, or flees the scene to save his sanity.

 

[Jeremy R]

Aren't you in high school?
Just tell the cops your neighbor touched you inside your pants.

 

[Downhiller]

Kill them and then burn their house down.

Aren't you in high school?
Just tell the cops your neighbor touched you inside your pants.

get a pit bull ,put bigger fence or let whole neighborhood drive them insane with small things, i hope guy dont become some serial killa and whipe out that neighborhood ink:

i ma living around 300m from jail so nothing will shock me here but in USA you can easly get a gun-that is scary

 

[antimony]

The people who owned the house between my parents and my best friend were the same way. The wife was insane and would flip out and stalk people with a video camera. My friend's brother played the drums (the quads, in East Coast Jazz, and was very good), and this drove her absolutely mad. He was always very respectful about when he played them, for how long, around her kid's nap schedule, etc., but she was a raging bitch. Eventually she drove herself crazy enough and they moved 15 miles to the next town. Maybe yours will end up that way. I feel for you, though... trust me. Hope it all works out!

 

[Tenchiro]

When they're watching TV, pull a lawn chair behind their window. Sit down with popcorn and a drink and ask them if they could open a window so you can hear too.

 

[ThePriceSeliger]

Stand ass naked in a window facing their house playing very loud music you know they can hear, make sure they are looking, and rub one out.

Repeat... Repeat... Repeat... Repeat...


They will leave.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Stand ass naked in a window facing their house playing very loud music you know they can hear, make sure they are looking, and rub one out.

Repeat... Repeat... Repeat... Repeat...


They will leave.

I approve! This advice is GOLD!

 

[DirtyDog]

Dude - this is not the point. Curb your dog. Some people don't like dogs - even nice ones.

Some people don't like rednecks either but we can't tie them up out of sight.

 

[Bicyclist]

Dude - this is not the point. Curb your dog. Some people don't like dogs - even nice ones.

Some people don't like sex offenders - even nice ones.

 

[Bicyclist]

Stand ass naked in a window facing their house playing very loud music you know they can hear, make sure they are looking, and rub one out.

Repeat... Repeat... Repeat... Repeat...


They will leave.

Actually, I think they'd like it with that creepy sex-offender husband.

 

[ThePriceSeliger]

Actually, I think they'd like it with that creepy sex-offender husband.

My idea backfired. Do they have a dog? I'll kill their dog.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Some people don't like rednecks either but we can't tie them up out of sight.

No - but you can curb them.

 

[dhbuilder]

Some people don't like rednecks either but we can't tie them up out of sight.

but that doesn't mean we should stop trying.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Some people are freaked out by dogs, period. You need to keep him on a leash.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Some people are freaked out by dogs, period. You need to keep him on a leash.

I get this strange sense of deja vu......... like I've heard this before......

 

[Brian HCM#1]

I get this strange sense of deja vu......... like I've heard this before......

Maybe I should start reading all the posts

 

[SkaredShtles]

Maybe I should start reading all the posts

Naaaah. I wouldn't bother.

 

[Total Heckler]

Get a cop to catch them doing something illegal. That’s how we got rid of our crazy neighbor who loved hauling ass on our narrow road (causing 2 accidents in the past). We found out she was a drinker and a prescription pill taker (most likely the cause of the 2 accidents). Had a CHP post on the road waiting for her to drive by (after making some complaints). He pulled her over because she was swerving etc. She was drunk and on prescription pills. She moved away about a month later after selling her house. Done and Done.

 

[Total Heckler]

Stand ass naked in a window facing their house playing very loud music you know they can hear, make sure they are looking, and rub one out.

Repeat... Repeat... Repeat... Repeat...


They will leave.

Only if you want to be a registered sex offender with him. Maybe that will make things better. You know, having something in common with them?

 

[blue]

Only if you want to be a registered sex offender with him. Maybe that will make things better. You know, having something in common with them?

You could form a club! The ORGASM Association!

(Ojai Registered Genital and Sexual Molester, for those wondering)

 

[Sherpa]

Only if you want to be a registered sex offender with him. Maybe that will make things better. You know, having something in common with them?

I really don't think it's illegal to be naked in one's own house.

 

[pain]

plant weed in there yard one night then call the cops on them

 

[V-Dub GTI]

st continusly set of firecrackers (m-88?) in your yard at late hours of the night! and at like 6am mow your lawn like 4 times a week.

 

[Bicyclist]

I really don't think it's illegal to be naked in one's own house.

What about whacking it in your window? ink:

 

[Bicyclist]

and at like 6am mow your lawn like 4 times a week.

I'm so gonna do that.

 

[jdcamb]

Stink them out. Works everytime. Be carefull.

 

[blue]

Stink them out. Works everytime. Be carefull.

Crap in their AC unit.

 

[metalhead119042]

ever heard of the band Cannibal Corpse?? get one of their CD's and an extremely loud sterio system.