[Bicyclist]

ever heard of the band Cannibal Corpse?? get one of their CD's and an extremely loud sterio system.

I'm seeing them in August. I'm stoked.

 

[Sherpa]

What about whacking it in your window? ink:

Still, probably not. My room has a window.

It might be indecent exposure, but your inside in a private residence. Maybe a resident lawyer will chime in.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Since your a minor, go over to their house, get naked and scream out that the guy molested you!!!! He'll go back to jail and she'll have to sell, because she can't afford the mortgage on her own.







It's gotta work.

 

[jdcamb]

Since your a minor, go over to their house, get naked and scream out that the guy molested you!!!! He'll go back to jail and she'll have to sell, because she can't afford the mortgage on her own.







It's gotta work.

Worth a shot eh?

 

[blue]

Still, probably not. My room has a window.

It might be indecent exposure, but your inside in a private residence. Maybe a resident lawyer will chime in.

I think I heard about someone awhile back who got busted for indecency after walking around (and wanking it) his house naked with all the blinds open, in plain view of his neighbors...But I think it went on for a matter of months.

 

[partsbara]

you should just parade a bunch of pre teen girls and boys in front of their house non stop, until the sex offender has a nervous breakdown and either assaults them, or flees the scene to save his sanity.

golden... make sure they re all wearing michael jackson t shirts as well...

 

[sanjuro]

What zip code do you live in? We could find them pretty easily if there is a registered sex offender there...

 

[DH biker]

There is always one meighbor like that...

 

[habitatxskate]

i am one to annoy, and milky can tell you that..
1. have huge parties
2. walk around naked all the time
3. have sex outside
4. make a sign saying"no little boys aloud"
5. bring a little unmature boy to the guys house and then walk away(hide a microphone near his butthole)
6. get 20 dogs
7. get 50 cats (so the dogs chase them)
8. don't have children
9. cut off the crazy ladies dealer connections..

i got a hooker as a neighbor..she used to come by calling my family's last name..then i shot her in the ass with my bb gun..
she hasn't come back yet

 

[ThePriceSeliger]

Train a new dog to be an attack dog. When he attacks the guy, disown the dog and then make sure the man is dead.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Worth a shot eh?

Well that or send Rob over to annoy them

 

[BurlyShirley]

Each night, set their house on fire.

 

[zahgurim]

Write a giant "pedophile" on their front lawn with gas.
It'll take a few days to kill the lawn and show up.

And urinate in their car every couple of nights.

 

[CQB]

Some really stupid rednecks "for real" live behind us with Pit Bulls which occasionally got loose..Never when i was around with my gun of course.. So we had to build a $1800 privacy fence which helped some. & then they illegally started breeding those f*ckin dogs & there are like 4-5 of them now barking & biting the fence with blood from biting the fence..We bought NEW windows for the house & now it's tolerable...
Total meth looking user.Thier hot daughter shot herslef in the head one afternoon & i wonder why ? Drugs or stupid arse parents..It's a dam shame because we live in a nice neighborhood 7 they do NOT fit in....To top it all off he has a friggin circle track race car which he revs & tunes at 9:30 at night or odd times....
Shooting my shotgun used to get his attention ,but pissed off other neighbors..
Now it just smells like dog shat usually.. I have to wear my gun in fear those killer dogs might get out when my daughter & i play in the backyard.....

Well, good luck with the creepy sex offender .Try to keep it legal & don't do something too obvious..

 

[BurlyShirley]

there are like 4-5 of them now barking & biting the fence with blood from biting the fence..

Holy **** I dont know what that means, but is sounds scary

 

[habitatxskate]

Thier hot daughter shot herslef in the head one afternoon & i wonder why ?

why God why? why cant those .0001 % of decent women not kill themseleves while the other, extremely fat race won't remove themselves from our race, its pretty disappointing:mumble:

 

[biggins]

Dude - this is not the point. Curb your dog. Some people don't like dogs - even nice ones.

i agree. when a dog comes running into my yard at me i dont think "hey cute doggy!" i think "oh shlt this thing is gonna eat me alive!"

the last time a dog charged me i kicked it into submission but it was also barking pretty viciously at me as it was running up to my car in my yard.

 

[Zark]

why God why? why cant those .0001 % of decent women not kill themseleves while the other, extremely fat race won't remove themselves from our race, its pretty disappointing:mumble:

Its because when a fatty tries to off herself, she just cuts into the fat layers. Its science

 

[sam_little]

Its because when a fatty tries to off herself, she just cuts into the fat layers. Its science

Good thing there is no hell, cause I'd be headed there for laughing pretty hard at that one!

 

[bikenweed]

But how do you know the new people won't be worse?


Devil's advocate...

 

[CrankyOleBroad]

why God why? why cant those .0001 % of decent women not kill themseleves while the other, extremely fat race won't remove themselves from our race, its pretty disappointing:mumble:

That would be because guys like you keep hitting on them......

 

[habitatxskate]

Its because when a fatty tries to off herself, she just cuts into the fat layers. Its science

do you know how to find a fat girls hooch?

lie dough out and roll her in it and look for the wet spot

That would be because guys like you keep hitting on them......

well, uhhh..hmm, i don't have anything to say..wait i got one..
one blonde asked another, which is closer the moon or florida?
and the blonde said, can you see florida?

 

[Chunky Munkey]

I know someone who does "special jobs." If you want, I can get in touch with him for you...

 

[gemini2k]

Stink them out. Works everytime. Be carefull.

Do The double s-hit trick. You take 2 pieces of **** and put them both in a box. Hide one in there house so they can find it fairly easily, and hide one really well. They'll find the one and think they got rid of the smell, but boy are they wrong.

 

[dhbuilder]

man, it's been almost a week now.
and you still haven't gotten rid of them ?

time to google "rent a arsonist".:hot:

 

[Cooter Brown]

host biweekly felching competitions in your front yard

 

[spookydave]

We had a registered sex offender living down the street. After all of us found out every time we would see him we would point at him and yell "go away molester" as loud as we could. And I mean every single person on the block would yell at the guy. He moved in less then 2 weeks after we found out about him.


Now you could take some motor oil and use it to write SEX OFFENDER LIVES HERE in his front lawn. It will show up really good in a few days and last a long long time. Don't ask me how I know. lol

 

[habitatxskate]

We had a registered sex offender living down the street. After all of us found out every time we would see him we would point at him and yell "go away molester" as loud as we could. And I mean every single person on the block would yell at the guy. He moved in less then 2 weeks after we found out about him.


Now you could take some motor oil and use it to write SEX OFFENDER LIVES HERE in his front lawn. It will show up really good in a few days and last a long long time. Don't ask me how I know. lol

that's fudged up man, i mean, our sex offender was walking down the street..and i'm in the bed of my truck bending down to doing something(and i guess he likes little 15 year old boys) and hes staring at me..i'm like"WHAT THE **** ARE YOU LOOKING AT? ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN ANOTHER PERSON'S LIFE..**** YOU! KEEP WALKING YOU PERVERTED ****!"

the greatest thing is, he started talking to my frined, and he said to him that he'll give him guitar lessons in his basement..no joke