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How to get rid of a possum?

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Dog Welder

Turbo Monkey
Sep 7, 2001
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0
Pasadena, CA
I think I got a whole nest of these mfers living in my roof...they're so heavy that it sounds like there's someone crawling on my roof. Any ideas? Oh I got skunks too....
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,841
19
So Cal
Dog Welder said:
I think I got a whole nest of these mfers living in my roof...they're so heavy that it sounds like there's someone crawling on my roof. Any ideas? Oh I got skunks too....
Sounds like you are about to have one fine BBQ! Are us Monkeys invited?
 

mack

Turbo Monkey
Feb 26, 2003
3,674
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Colorado
If you use gas or poison you cant eat them.jk... Put out allot of food and big traps. Have a gun? Then use it. Be carefull, one time my dad got hammered by some hippie PETA dudes cus he used his 30 ot 6 to take out a lone skunk...

SO we figured from then on to use the compound bow. :evil:
 

C.P.

Monkey
Jan 18, 2004
547
8
SouthEastern Massachusetts
I've used an old AM radio tuned to an annoying talk radio station to get rid of a skunk, put the volume on 11 for a day and stuck it up in the rafters.
You never saw a skunk move outta the place so fast.
 

ridecruz88

Chimp
Oct 20, 2004
90
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Fort Collins, CO
if you're accurate it wont go fast enough to blow through the possum AND your wall, if not get somethin like a pellet gun that shoots around 1000fps, that'd be just enough to kill one by one haha fun too :p
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
C.P. said:
I've used an old AM radio tuned to an annoying talk radio station to get rid of a skunk, put the volume on 11 for a day and stuck it up in the rafters.
You never saw a skunk move outta the place so fast.
HAHAHA! That reminds me of a Beavis and Butthead episode where the army recruiter used a video tape of the troops in Desert Storm using heavy metal music to scare the enemy!

Also, most radios only go to ten...yours goes to ELEVEN? :D