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how to hate the fbi & aclu in 1 easy thread

dan-o

Turbo Monkey
Jun 30, 2004
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He should've muttered a rally-cry similar to 'let's roll' and then attacked the terrorist with a handful of cheez-its and his spork. That would've gotten him an after-school movie and dinner at the white house.
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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at least he wasn't tazed, then we'd have never read about it here.
 

ire

Turbo Monkey
Aug 6, 2007
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Special Agent Newsom Summerlin, the lead FBI agent handling press about the incident, was asked about Wynn’s account. All Summerlin would say was, “The FBI considers the matter resolved.”
"We didn't shoot him, or kick his a** and he made it to his destination. What's the problem?"
 

SPINTECK

Turbo Monkey
Oct 16, 2005
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He obviously doesn't appreciate his freedom. He should have been tazed and shipped to Mexico.
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
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He's obviously not a real terrorist...otherwise the ACLU would have been all over the case.
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
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1,820
chez moi
And with oil pushing sky-high, that's saying a lot.

Still, I can lubricate a junked Huffy pretty well, but it's still a junked Huffy.
 

ohio

The Fresno Kid
Nov 26, 2001
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What was rockwool doing on that plane?

Flying out of San Francisco pretty regularly, if I freaked out about every smelly dude in sandals and a poncho on an airplane, I would deserve to be cuffed and locked away for disturbing the peace and grounding every plane I boarded.

Of course he wanted to keep his bag close. He had a dime bag and a bong stuffed into a jar of peanut butter
 

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
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Sounds like that interfering Chicken Little muthaf*cka bit off more than he could chew. Way to go culture of fear.