[bigginsis]

http://en.thinkexist.com/quotes/homer_simpson/

"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer"

 

[jacksonpt]

lol... that's one of my all time favorites. Another fav is:

"You've got the wrong number... this is 9-1----2."

 

[DVNT]

I like this one,

"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true."

 

[Spudzie]

"Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems."

"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."

gotta love Homer