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  1. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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  2. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Or... how to spot my ex-girlfriend.


    EDIT: One of my ex-girlfriend's emailed and was not happy about this comment. I'm not sure how any of y'all would know her since she doesn't post here, but just in case... this joke was not about her, but a different ex. And it was also exaggerated for comedic effect.

    Nothing to see here, please go about your business.
     
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  3. MTB_Rob_NC

    MTB_Rob_NC What do I have to do to get you in this car TODAY?

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    or a hooker?
     
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    Ouch! :think:
     
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  5. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    There was a better one of these with a super ugly and old arab looking dude and a hot 20ish looking chick on their wedding day.
     
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    The Toninator Muffin

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  7. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    LOL!! Yesterday on the street right by where I work, I saw this guy that must've been in his 70's...meandering along with a chick that was probably about 23....with a rack the size of Wisconsin hangin' out....my buddy and I exchanged looks of utter amazement!!

    Bought and paid for!!! :blah: :nuts:
     
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  8. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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  9. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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  11. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    One of my ex-girlfriend's emailed and was not happy about this comment. I'm not sure how any of y'all would know her since she doesn't post here, but just in case... this joke was not about her, but a different ex. And it was also exaggerated for comedic effect.

    Nothing to see here, please go about your business.
     
  12. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Is she e-stalking you?
    How much trouble can we get you in?
    Was this the ex you posted secret photos of her taking a dump?
     
  13. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    I remember that post.
     
  14. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    It's my wallpaper. And I don't mean my computer. Had it printed out and pasted up all over my kitchen.
     
  15. JRB

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    Was it Pressley???
     
  16. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    If she's an ex did you properly tell her to f**k the hell off? ;)
     
  17. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    ^ lol ... i didn't cuz she's a decent person and we were riding together afetr we broke up and then he told her she couldn't ride with me any more. I was hoping that she and I could be friends, so no, didn't tell her to f'off.

    hahaha, my ex's b/f called three times and left threatening voice mails. He's such a drama-queen.
     
  18. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    Damn, LordOpie has got an e-stalker or something...
     
  19. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I thought you were already stalking me?

    I don't mind, it's my ex-g/f and she still has feelings* for me which is why she was reading my posts here. But I made a bad joke and now her tiny b/f wants to inflict pain on me.

    * well, she did, now she hates me.
     
  20. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    Just hold him by the forhead while he takes wild swings at you. :devil:


    BTW, I am no e-stalker, I do all my stalking the old fashioned way. See you tonight. :evil:
     
  21. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    OK, who's the lame-o who e-mailed Opie's ex?
     
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    JRB Guest

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    There is no way that Opie's story is real.
     
  23. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    Isn't that also how to Spot Ralphie May?
     
  24. cheerio

    cheerio Chimp

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    lol if i was a chick i would never touch a guy that fat, even for money...
     
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    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    Yeah, Loopie had a girlfriend, pleeeeaaaase. :thumb:
     
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    You should post the pictures she gave you of him taking a dump.
     
  27. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    She came here on her own to read my posts. We both post together on another forum, but I stopped posting there out of respect for her -- so she can post all the cool things the two of them do without worrying about me reading 'em.

    I'm not upset that she is reading my stuff here, but a silly joke was blown way out of proportion. Put it this way, I've never had someone honestly and truly want me hurt (like drive-by hurt), so I filed a report with the police since if something happens, there's a record of it.


    Let me ask y'all, should I forward her the threatening voice mail from him to me?

    I want to move on with my life and past this stupidity, but I still consider her a friend and wonder which is best for her... hear it or not.
     
  28. ridetoofast

    ridetoofast scarred, broken and drunk

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    part of me wants to say just walk away

    but the other part says that she needs to know what sort of 'toolage' she is dealing with

    if you two are cool enough that you can actually do stuff AFTER a relationship and he can't deal with it then his mental maturity must be even smaller than his dick and she needs to know...
     
  29. Turd Ferguson

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    Dude, you are a threat to him and his small dic..um..I mean maturity. He is wise to try to thwart your relationship with her. You are the cause of his huge insecurities.....Not.

    Kick his carnie ass, and if you need backup....

    "News crew assssemmmble!!!"
     
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  32. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I'm not *that* fat :blah:

    Besides, women don't hang with me for the money I don't have, they stick around for the orgasms.

    WARNING:ALERT: attempted humor in progress, shut down all reasonable thought process and go straight to over-reaction.

    not joking about the orgasms tho... I am that good.
     
  33. Transcend

    Transcend My Nuts Are Flat

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    This thread rules...

    so is the ex simply a fatty lover, or a golddigger?

    (Guess we get to find out if Opie is fat, or loaded now!) :)

    edit: dammit, beaten by one post.
     
  34. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    :eek:

    Opie's got a stalker ex that follows him around the intarwebb and reads everything he types. I don't know whether to laugh at him or feel sorry. :D