You don't go beyond the gate much, do you?You get knifed by a junkie, then raped and then covered in gasoline and burned and then raped again. Then they hang your crispy corpse up as a pinata for the junkie children.
Man, I've done some dumb things in my day, but defrauding the cops is a really bad idea. They get audited all the time, so if the bike did "reappear" and the list was off, you might be SOL.I've had a bike stolen from a police station, actually... It was impounded there, and when I came to get it the cop brought me to the spot where it should be and it wasen't there. It was a pretty nice bike too, so someone who worked there probably just brought it home for one of their kids or something. Pretty lame, except they just had to pay me for it anyway. So I made a parts list of super expensive parts that were never actually on it, and got paid back like twice what it was worth. I was able to build a bike that was alot better, too.
Isn't there an occifer from the SFPD that posts here?I've had a bike stolen from a police station, actually... It was impounded there, and when I came to get it the cop brought me to the spot where it should be and it wasen't there. It was a pretty nice bike too, so someone who worked there probably just brought it home for one of their kids or something. Pretty lame, except they just had to pay me for it anyway. So I made a parts list of super expensive parts that were never actually on it, and got paid back like twice what it was worth. I was able to build a bike that was alot better, too.
wow, you are dumber than i thought. you must be about 16 or something. now all that garbage you spewed in the montashu's female cop harrassment thread really makes senseI've had a bike stolen from a police station, actually... It was impounded there, and when I came to get it the cop brought me to the spot where it should be and it wasen't there. It was a pretty nice bike too, so someone who worked there probably just brought it home for one of their kids or something. Pretty lame, except they just had to pay me for it anyway. So I made a parts list of super expensive parts that were never actually on it, and got paid back like twice what it was worth. I was able to build a bike that was alot better, too.
The corner of Rosa Parks Way and MLK in Portland.According to Chris Rock, you know your in a bad neighborhood if there is a street named after MLK
You are fvckin cranky today...not only is that fraud, its also bad karma. You'll get yours.
so what you're really trying to say is that you're a douche?I've had a bike stolen from a police station, actually... It was impounded there, and when I came to get it the cop brought me to the spot where it should be and it wasen't there. It was a pretty nice bike too, so someone who worked there probably just brought it home for one of their kids or something. Pretty lame, except they just had to pay me for it anyway. So I made a parts list of super expensive parts that were never actually on it, and got paid back like twice what it was worth. I was able to build a bike that was alot better, too.
Yeah but the BBQ makes it all worthwhile.How to tell you are in a bad neighborhood?
You're in Memphis, TN.
He's saying that he's fundamentally dishonest.so what you're really trying to say is that you're a douche?
If it's the police station I'm thinking of... (eddy & jones?) then it's definitely not a great place to lock up any bike imo.I lock my bike in front of a police station in the Tenderloin, and I ask a departing cop if my bike is safe here.
He says, "Not in this neighborhood". I responded, "good thing I brought two locks."
that shop owner must be a friggn millionare!love that there's a donut shop right across the street from it... makes me chuckle every time
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=eddy+and+jones,+sf,+ca&sll=37.77916,-122.42007&sspn=0.321283,0.512924&ie=UTF8&ll=37.787895,-122.411149&spn=0.009835,0.019033&t=h&z=16&layer=c&cbll=37.783857,-122.413244&panoid=Q4gksRh-nPUve2qv8130PA&cbp=1,60.22482636146202,,1,3.0962938209850583
Nice fantasy - let us know if it works out for you. I don't think municipalities actually assume unsubstantiated liability for impounded personal property. lthumbsdown:I've had a bike stolen from a police station, actually... It was impounded there, and when I came to get it the cop brought me to the spot where it should be and it wasen't there. It was a pretty nice bike too, so someone who worked there probably just brought it home for one of their kids or something. Pretty lame, except they just had to pay me for it anyway. So I made a parts list of super expensive parts that were never actually on it, and got paid back like twice what it was worth. I was able to build a bike that was alot better, too.