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How would jesus waterboard?

kidwoo

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Not surprising that the same people who don't understand the time involved in evolution, and the self-imposed stigma of 'choosing to be gay' wouldn't understand the implications of pissing off our enemies and expecting humane treatment for our own troops.

he more often Americans go to church, the more likely they are to support the torture of suspected terrorists, according to a new analysis.
I'm suspect of that 54% number though. Seems low.

http://cnnwire.blogs.cnn.com/2009/04/30/churchgoers-more-likely-to-back-torture-survey-finds/
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
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i thought christianity was about self-flagellation, silver. perhaps the "self" part got dropped over the years.
 

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
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i thought christianity was about self-flagellation, silver. perhaps the "self" part got dropped over the years.
Nope. Jahweh was a murdering torturing asshole, and without Jesus being tortured and crucified (an innocent man, mind you...) there is no basis for the Christian religion.

Without torture, Christianity doesn't exist.
 

ire

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Aug 6, 2007
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if Jesus water boarded someone, do you think he would bless the water before hand?
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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If you had to be waterboarded by anyone, Jesus is the guy you want doing it.

At least you'd get to spend the last few moments of your life drowning in wine...