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How would you slay a dragon using a unicorn?

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  1. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    You are naked and have one unicorn. How would you slay a dragon?



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  2. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Dragons naturally fear unicorns.
     
  3. Echo

    Echo crooked smile

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    Male dragon or female?
     
  4. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Force them to fornicate, wait 7 years for the birth of a unigon, or possibly a dragcorn, and fly away.
     
  5. Westy

    Westy the teste

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  6. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    The dragon would cower in fear before my Greek God-like physique, so the question really is, what do you do with the unicorn afterwards?
     
  7. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    Weird. I call mine a unicorn too.
     
  8. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    dragcorn :rofl:



     
  9. Angus

    Angus Jack Ass Pen Goo Win

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    I would ride the unicorn and charge the dragon, at the last possible moment I would yank the unicorn's mane making him jump upwards the dragon's throat, causing the unicorn's horn to pierce and rupture the dragon's esaphogas leaving the dragon unable to breath or spit fire the dragon would be dead in minutes..
     
  10. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    Dude - I am high as hell on codeine right now and still can't make heads or tails out of this.
     
  11. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    why codeine?

    And that made perfect sense. Angus wins!
     
  12. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    It's in my cough medicine.
     
  13. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    cant they all just get along? Dragons are people too
     
  14. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I love how no one questions the, "you're naked" part.

    Like, duh, of course I'm naked with a unicorn.
     
  15. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    You sound like stinky defending the Hell's Angels. You've got nothing to worry about.
     
  16. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup....
     
  17. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    It would have to seem odd for us to question it. :busted:
     
  18. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    Is this code for masturbating?? Cause if you are, everytime you do, God kills a retarded unicorn....
     
  19. douglas

    douglas Chocolate Milk Doug

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    Unicorns are gay, I'd grab my big sword and slay the dragon like a real man.
     
  20. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    I would never question you being naked with a unicorn.

    I'd be too afraid the answer would involve you playing leapfrog.
     
  21. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    Is this a flying unicorn or one of those worthless ground-bound ones?
     
  22. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    "Unicorn" - "sword" - whatever.
     
  23. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    Uhm - those are just plain ol' horses.
     
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    Angus Jack Ass Pen Goo Win

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    WooHoo I win!
     
  25. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    The fact that you think Loco telling you that you win means you won, actually means you lose.
     
  26. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    Opie, I think you were just mistaken for loco.

    How's that make you feel?
     
  27. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    I didn't say he wins, but had I, he would definitely win. I gained super powers when I hit my head yesterday.
     
  28. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Yeah! Never listen to Loco!

    Wait, what?
     
  29. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    It should make him feel powerful.
     
  30. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    My feminization is complete.
     
  31. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    With another fairy tale, the power of christ.
     
  32. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    Exactly! Just tell the Westboro Baptist Church that the dragon is gay.
     
  33. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Those bungholes wouldn't show up until the dragon was actually dead though.
     
  34. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    DOH!


    Gawd I feel terrible. Sorry O'Pie :disgust1:
     
  35. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    You should feel bad, you're mean.
     
  36. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    I offer you an e-Hot Pocket as an apology.
     
  37. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Is that some kind of pink sock? :twitch:
     
  38. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Think reach around with a little bit of dirty sanchez action thrown in.
     
  39. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    I have a few possible tactics.

    One would be to position myself so that the dragon is between me and the unicorn, and then call out "here, horsey horsey horse." I'm hoping the unicorn will think that's the dragon, get pissed off, and kill it without me having to do anything else.

    If the dragon is male, I would consider getting the unicorn to deliver a kick to the groin. I'm assuming that, since horses kick pretty damn hard, and unicorns are basically magic horses, a unicorn kick could lay out Chuck Norris. Once the aforementioned kick has been delivered, the dragon would pretty much be at my mercy.

    If I were n8, I'd try to get the dragon and unicorn to hold hands with me, and sing Kumbaya. Being n8 would get me killed for sure.

    I could find loco, tell him to take off his shirt in 30 seconds, and run like hell. The dragon would be blinded by the pastey whiteness, and then I could come back once loco has left/ put a shirt on and kill the dragon.

    That's all I've got for now.
     
  40. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I'd get a sewer pipe, shove it up the dragons butt and send my unicorn named, "Lemewinks" to perforate its colon.