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Upgr8r

Upgr8r

High Priest or maybe Jedi Master
May 2, 2006
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Ventura, CA
So Zark stops by last night and brings over "Kill Zone" a shooter game. We end up going head to head. Now Zark has already beaten this game and I'm not a great video game player. End Result :dead: .

But not dead in a glorified batllefield way, oh no. Basically i was human prey. I spent all my time running and trying to stay alive.. I walk into a room, bam I'm dead, sniper shot from nowhere. I try to set up an ambush, boom I'm dead, either a RPG or granade.

But even that is not good enough for Zark. Disparaging comments ensue. Comments by Zark: "Run Forrest, Run", "Dance motherf****r" or my favorite "Um...behind you" all usually followed by my quick and shameful demise :mumble:

And I'm going to let him teach me how to DH?
 
Zark

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
6,254
7
Reno 911
God forbid we were playing Halo, we'd be the Hunted. JustJames, H8R, Transcend, Beerdemon and a few others play often and would absolutly ruin me.
 
binary visions

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,165
1,261
NC
My old roommate was this video game prodigy. Any game he picked up he was instantly good at.

I used to play Halo with him occasionally and get absolutely brutalized. I picked up some FPS game for the Gamecube pretty well and it was the only game I ever played with him where I could actually win fairly regularly. Everything else was just me dying left and right.
 
Ciaran

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,841
19
So Cal
Hunted by Zark, eh? You a MILF?



Next time get him stoned.



Though I think he actually rides FASTER when he's stoned. :think:
 
Upgr8r

Upgr8r

High Priest or maybe Jedi Master
May 2, 2006
941
0
Ventura, CA
Ciaran said:
Next time get him stoned.



Though I think he actually rides FASTER when he's stoned. :think:
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Same with video games, getting him stoned only makes him better. The Jack & Coke's didn't work either
 
James

James

Carbon Porn Star
Sep 11, 2001
3,559
0
Danbury, CT
Zark said:
God forbid we were playing Halo, we'd be the Hunted. JustJames, H8R, Transcend, Beerdemon and a few others play often and would absolutly ruin me.
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Might I remind you of a little game called GoldenEye? Oh the hours and hours of abuse hurled at you in that game, all on a little 20" TV.
I haven't played KillZone, but I have no doubt I'd kill you.
I don't really play Halo much anymore, as I don't have XBox Live, and everyone else sucks too hard, so it's not fun. Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo though, that's another story...
 
sanjuro

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
17,373
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SF
Computer game domination is frustrating. When I was the system operator at a college, I was playing Mortal Kombat 2, and a chick walked and slaughtered me with foot sweeps. I was so mad I almost asked her social security number so I could delete her student record!
 
James

James

Carbon Porn Star
Sep 11, 2001
3,559
0
Danbury, CT
sanjuro said:
Computer game domination is frustrating. When I was the system operator at a college, I was playing Mortal Kombat 2, and a chick walked and slaughtered me with foot sweeps. I was so mad I almost asked her social security number so I could delete her student record!
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That's some cheap s***. We banned that when playing Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat. Nothing more annoying than someone who doesn't know how to play doing a cheap move.
 
Upgr8r

Upgr8r

High Priest or maybe Jedi Master
May 2, 2006
941
0
Ventura, CA
sanjuro said:
Computer game domination is frustrating. When I was the system operator at a college, I was playing Mortal Kombat 2, and a chick walked and slaughtered me with foot sweeps. I was so mad I almost asked her social security number so I could delete her student record!
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Could be worse. I kept blowing myself up with my own grenades. My stats were great, negative kill numbers. No points for suicide. At least I took Zark with me once.
 
Ciaran

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,841
19
So Cal
Just James said:
That's some cheap s***. We banned that when playing Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat. Nothing more annoying than someone who doesn't know how to play doing a cheap move.
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"We don't like that you win so we're going to modify the rules" :think:
 
Zark

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
6,254
7
Reno 911
Just James said:
Might I remind you of a little game called GoldenEye? Oh the hours and hours of abuse hurled at you in that game, all on a little 20" TV.
I haven't played KillZone, but I have no doubt I'd kill you.
I don't really play Halo much anymore, as I don't have XBox Live, and everyone else sucks too hard, so it's not fun. Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo though, that's another story...
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Oh the good old days. Golden Eye was so much better than actually studying:rofl:

Your confidence will be your undoing James, your forgetting I know the maps and maps are my profession. I forsee things like "where did that come from?" and "Oh god I got sniped...again!" being said for a while.

But actually, after you know the maps, I'd be screwed. Your too freakin good at FPS games.:dead: :rofl:
 
S.K.C.

S.K.C.

Turbo Monkey
Feb 28, 2005
4,096
25
Pa. / North Jersey
Heh - if it wuz Counter-Strike I'd own all you bitches!!!:D

I'm pretty sure Zark will take good care of you during your DH apprenticeship...

...just make sure if you DO get some kills in on him during Kill Zone on Friday, you make sure he's in a good mood on Saturday for shuttling.
 
punkassean

punkassean

Turbo Monkey
Feb 3, 2002
4,561
0
SC, CA
Just James said:
Might I remind you of a little game called GoldenEye? Oh the hours and hours of abuse hurled at you in that game, all on a little 20" TV.
I haven't played KillZone, but I have no doubt I'd kill you.
I don't really play Halo much anymore, as I don't have XBox Live, and everyone else sucks too hard, so it's not fun. Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo though, that's another story...
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That's it James, we will HAVE TO have a Goldeneye tourney once I get back up north. I LOVED that game! Used to slaughter newbs all day long. :D
 
James

James

Carbon Porn Star
Sep 11, 2001
3,559
0
Danbury, CT
punkassean said:
That's it James, we will HAVE TO have a Goldeneye tourney once I get back up north. I LOVED that game! Used to slaughter newbs all day long. :D
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Bring it on! I just bought a new 32" LCD flat screen, and it kicks ass. I haven't played that game in forever, but the maps are still stuck in my head...
 
punkassean

punkassean

Turbo Monkey
Feb 3, 2002
4,561
0
SC, CA
Just James said:
Bring it on! I just bought a new 32" LCD flat screen, and it kicks ass. I haven't played that game in forever, but the maps are still stuck in my head...
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I haven't played in years either but I bet it comes back quick. :D
 
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