[MMike]

Maybe god is trying to tell the Bush family something?

Think about THAT, jeb....

 

[Toshi]

but what if god is trying to tell us that we haven't been devout enough (or worse, we're following the wrong religion!), or haven't bombed enough afghan weddings yet, or haven't devoted a large enough portion of the gdp to defense...?

 

[Changleen]

'Thou hast fvcked the environment with thy SUVs and lack of industrial polutant regulation - eat hurricane evil planet fvckers, especially you willfully ignorant trailor trash!'

 

[Skookum]

i'm not 100% sure but i think Disney World has something to do with it as well.....

 

[fluff]

Detailed academic research has shown that these hurricanes are clearly the result of weather systems that gestated during the last year of Clinton's administration.

It takes years to build a hurricane and all the forecasts show that we are now moving out of the cyclone and into a period of unprecedented fine weather for the USA.

Pfft, dims.

 

[MMike]

Actually...there are no hurricanes. The damned liberal media has invented them to make the republicans look bad...

 

[genpowell71]

All the hurricaines are directly proportionate to Bill Clinton's chest pains.