[N8 v2.0]

Why, why, WHY?????

Is nothing safe anymore?



http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/11/18/D8DV4PCG8.html

 

[narlus]

better than #2, i suppose.

as usual, one must always heed Frank Zappa's advice.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

"Snowcones anyone??........Oh no...they're lemon...."

 

[Tenchiro]

Who hasn't pissed in an ice machine?

 

[DRB]

School officials contacted the Department of Public Health in Frankfort.

"They said it was gross and morally wrong but not a health risk," Buckler said.

Health officials said urine is sterile because the body has its own filtering system. If any bacteria did make it through, the ice's temperature would have killed it.

Why do I think its so funny that the Health Department said it was gross?

 

[robdamanii]

Why do I think its so funny that the Health Department said it was gross?

Maybe because the public health department should be slightly more articulate?

 

[binary visions]

Maybe because the public health department should be slightly more articulate?

They should have said, "icky".

 

[Konabumm]

Who hasn't pissed in an ice machine?

I have in ice trays

Hell I pissed in a blazing fire this weekend

FYI..... It smells REALLY BAD

 

[narlus]

They should have said, "icky".

the technical term is "cooties".

 

[splat]

I know some one who pissed in his ex girlfriends steam iron.

 

[Tenchiro]

I know some one who pissed in his ex girlfriends steam iron.

Brilliant!

 

[Ciaran]

Don't eat yellow sno cones

 

[kidwoo]

I got suspended from 4th grade for peeing in a trash can. Stalls were full man...........gotta go. Still never figured out which one of those bastards told on me.

 

[Westy]

I peed in a capuccino machine once. It's a long story.

 

[binary visions]

I peed in a capuccino machine once. It's a long story.

Really? That's suprising.

From what I've heard about you, I'd expect it to be a very short one...

neaky:

 

[Westy]

Really? That's suprising.

From what I've heard about you, I'd expect it to be a very short one...

neaky:

I just keep telling myself girth is more important anyway.

 

[kidwoo]

I just keep telling myself girth is more important anyway.

Hung like a watch battery?

I'm a tuna can man myself.

 

[urbaindk]

I was drinking with some friends in highschool and they told me that they pissed in my beer while I was off taking a leak in the bushes. I didn't beleive them and kept drinking the beer.

The topic came up again a few years later and it turns out that they really did piss in my beer. The bastards. Oh well I didn't die I guess.

Let this be a lesson to all you youngin's. Never set down your beer to take a leak. It could be a matter of life, death or a good dose of cooties.

 

[Westy]

Hung like a watch battery?

I'm a tuna can man myself.

Sardine can.

 

[kidwoo]

Sardine can.

Gotta lean a little sideways eh?

 

[OGRipper]

it turns out that they really did piss in my beer.

Stop drinking beer that tastes like piss. It will be easier to figure out that kind of stuff.

 

[mack]

Some kid at my school took a dump in one of the school tubas once. The tuba is still being used today, and not too many people know about it.

The kid was a janator after school and was never caught.

 

[kinghami3]

Hell I pissed in a blazing fire this weekend

FYI..... It smells REALLY BAD

What smells bad? the piss or the burnt pubic hair?

 

[blt2ride]

Why do I think its so funny that the Health Department said it was gross?

It is really gross, but I must admit that I laughed my a$$ off when I read the story...as a matter of fact, I'm still laughing...

 

[urbaindk]

Stop drinking beer that tastes like piss. It will be easier to figure out that kind of stuff.

In highschool (circa 1990), good beer was that which you weren't carded for...

 

[Secret Squirrel]

I used to have two very strict and important guidelines for beer consumption...

1.) It had to be cold
2.) It had to be free

Well, apparently I'm too old to get beer for free anymore...so now it just has to be cold...

 

[Urban FR'er 666]

while those cops are trying to figure out what to do about it, I'm all for "CAPITAL PUNISHMENT"(give 'em a dose of his own medicine), pour a cup of the victoms(all of them combined), urine down his throat, and see how he likes it!!!

P.S., Had an old girlfriend piss in my mouth when 69'in her!!! I'm still alive!!!

 

[face]

P.S., Had an old girlfriend piss in my mouth when 69'in her!!! I'm still alive!!!

great! im so glad to hear that you survived!

 

[firetoole]

P.S., Had an old girlfriend piss in my mouth when 69'in her!!! I'm still alive!!!

I wouldn't brag about that

 

[BigMike]

I was drinking with some friends in highschool and they told me that they pissed in my beer while I was off taking a leak in the bushes. I didn't beleive them and kept drinking the beer.

The topic came up again a few years later and it turns out that they really did piss in my beer. The bastards. Oh well I didn't die I guess.

Let this be a lesson to all you youngin's. Never set down your beer to take a leak. It could be a matter of life, death or a good dose of cooties.

Or, they are still laughing right now knowing you actually think they pissed in your beer

 

[Sherpa]

P.S., Had an old girlfriend piss in my mouth when 69'in her!!! I'm still alive!!!

****in' funny

 

[urbaindk]

Or, they are still laughing right now knowing you actually think they pissed in your beer

No, they way it was brought up and that they we're pretty apologetic about it (with a few years worth of reflection), led me to actually believe them, unfortunately. But who really knows.

 

[DRB]

P.S., Had an old girlfriend piss in my mouth when 69'in her!!! I'm still alive!!!

I guess it could have been worse.

 

[Urban FR'er 666]

I wouldn't brag about that

I wasn't exactly bragging about that, since it wasn't exactly a good thing!!!

 

[vallEbikes]

i nearly peed myself laughin so hard