i almost puked before work today
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the Inbred said:12hrs of drinking with my boss and his friend.never drank so much in my life. woke up still drunk and ended up gagging/ dry heaving into the toilet 90 mins before i clocked in. couple hours later and i was ready to hit it again. not really.
Waking up still drunk is always fun.
chicodude said:
Unless you have to be at work.
It is sad when you could get a DWI driving to work the next morning even after a nap.
(I been there)
At 1st I thought it might be morning sickness
(I been there)
At 1st I thought it might be morning sickness
Pah, I've puked at 16:00 at work from the night before (having got a taxi to work with my head hanging out the window) and puked in the car park.
That was over ten years ago, I've got a bit more class now
That was over ten years ago, I've got a bit more class now
I'd almost rather wake up still drunk. You can start working on curing the hangover before it starts.
I had to call in to work once because I went out drinking with the boss. I left him a message bright and early saying I couldn't come in yet because I wasn't sober enough to drive. Of course he never showed up so the call was a waste.
I had to call in to work once because I went out drinking with the boss. I left him a message bright and early saying I couldn't come in yet because I wasn't sober enough to drive. Of course he never showed up so the call was a waste.
Simply drink a bottle of Thunderbird!
Nothing like avoiding a hangover by simply staying drunk!
Nothing like avoiding a hangover by simply staying drunk!
Did you ever consider it may not be the alcohol, and you're pregnant?the Inbred said:
I'm drunk.
Drank way too many mugs of beer tonight, the band was really good, and this girl sitting at my table was really hot and had beautiful feet. She rejected me though and now I am posting on a forum and getting ready to listen to emo music.
Drank way too many mugs of beer tonight, the band was really good, and this girl sitting at my table was really hot and had beautiful feet. She rejected me though and now I am posting on a forum and getting ready to listen to emo music.
Is that what they are calling it these days?fubar5 said:
I don't know what the h3ll you are insinuating but I am telling the truth. The band said they would do an encore for me but they lied. Now I am doomed to be a lonely retard.elRey said:
You could always just cruise the fetish websites with your arm around an economy-sized pump jug of vaseline.fubar5 said:
Then I would really have to start listening to emo.llkoolkeg said:
I was feeling pretty puky as I rolled in to work around 6 am this morning, to make a somewhat on topic comment.