I am such a pvssy!

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  1. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I focking hate the dentist. Am I the only one who hates it more than any other pain, medical, whatever you have had done?

    I've had both shoulders dislocated... told jokes while they put one back in. I tore my ACL and hiked the three miles back to my car. Tore open my knee that required a drain... bike back to the car. Have had over 100 stitches. Dated too many psycho chicks.



    By the end of the appointment, I was sliding down the chair.

    I just got home and am gonna get drunk. (Sorry Stinky)
     
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  2. SPINTECK

    SPINTECK Turbo Monkey

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    Agreed. Dentists are like the car salesmen of the medical world.

    Get drunk now before you are responsible for a baby. Likey I say, then you'll just be lucky to get sleep.
     
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  3. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I don't know of my dentist is trying to sell me a lemon, but really, I think ya gotta kinda be a sadist to be one.

    Ha, yeah, my wife and I are slacking to the max for the next two months since it'll be a long time until we get to do it again :)
     
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  4. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    I hate the dentist. I never go. I've never had a cavity, brush after every meal and floss regularly. I hope to never have to see one ever again.
     
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  5. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    How do you know if you never go?

    My teeth don't bother me and I brush really well twice a day, floss occassionally, do a perioxide rinse... I have to have work done in two weeks :twitch::twitch: :dead: :twitch:
     
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    Oh yeah that's right your chick has your balls. In that case feel free to have those continuous estrogen fits.
     
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  7. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    I like the dentist cause there's usually some marginally attractive hygienist who has to bend over you in order to clean your teeth, and scrubs have low-cut V's in the front.
    Also a Navy dentist gave me a gold tooth for free.
     
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  8. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Is that a euphemism?
     
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  9. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    I have a partial upper denture. The roof of my mouth is all metal like a cyborg. Several of my teeth are a metal/composite material.

    It's not as cool as it sounds.
     
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  10. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    That's what I'm trying to say! Hence.. "I'm a pvssy!"

    I really did try to "man-up" (as gay as that sounds), but just could not :twitch:
     
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    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Sounds friggin' awesome!


     
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    The pain is settling into my jaw now. I feel like I sucked off the football team.
     
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    My dentist is cool. No complaints from me.
     
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    My dentist shanked me. She missed the tooth with the scrapper of doom and it was stuck in my gum. She than told me I had gingavitis to try and cover up the fact there was blood gushing from a stab wound in my mouth.
     
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    holy fock! :twitch: Did you confront your dentist about it?

    Reminds me of the time my martial arts class was practicing defense when you were against a wall. A guy attacked with a knife strike into your gut, you blocked, twisted his wrist while throwing him into the wall.

    Well, our neighbor was a dentist who panicked at the sound and wall shaking... cut right through her patient's cheek. Ambulance showed up a few minutes later to take him to the ER for a repair :rofl:
     
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    blame it on your British genes
     
  23. cannondalejunky

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    the dentist isn't all that bad for me unless i'm gettin work done...i tore 2 ligaments in my shoulder, i laughed at that even when i was at physical therapy...but on my first ride back and chipped my two front teeth along with a broken jaw...i almost punched my dentist when they were putting the crowns on, they had to drill my teeth down to almost nothing, and then they went to spray something off them with COLD water while there was an exposed nerve...worst pain EVER
     
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    Then you're not going to be eating any bacon to fulfill your protein requirements today.
     
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    But I do still have a religious requirement to fulfill with bacon.
     
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    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Aren't you a bacon-hating jew?

    And think about this: the dentist could be your friend. Once the kid comes along, you can go get periodic hits of N2O to forget about your existence.
     
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    I don't mind the dentist. I can damn near fall asleep in his chair.
     
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    You're an anti-dentite aren't you???
     
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    :stupid: I find it somewhat relaxing when I go in for my cleanings.
     
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    I sprayed blood everywhere. She learned her lesson, you stab me I'll bleed on you.
     
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    Good, I'm glad it's not so glamorous. Partial denture is super hawt.