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MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
18,222
86
just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
...based on my daughters' reaction.

Ok....I'll share.... Ok. Ready? Ok this is good this is good.

Now remember, it's all in the delivery. Ya really gotta sell it...

Ok....here 'goes

Twinkle Twinkle little................COOKIE MONSTER!
How I wonder what you............COOKIE MONSTER!
Up above the world so..............COOKIE MONSTER!
Like a diamond in the...............COOKIE MONSTER!
Twinkle Twinkle little................COOKIE MONSTER!
How I wonder how you...............................................COOKIE MONSTER!!!!!!!

Oh the hilarity that ensued. I had to do that like 50 times it was so funny.......
 

stevew

unique white person
Sep 21, 2001
33,287
3,908
If your kid laughs, who gives a s**t what anyone else thinks.

Your kid posts are some of your funniest posts.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,185
17
TN
I can't wait til I have kids. I'll probably do the same stuff, except replace the word "COOKIE MONSTER!" with stuff like "CARCINOMA" "ANTHRAX" "ZYKLON B" "UNCLIPPED SIX PACK RINGS"
Of course Im naming him Max Chainsaw too, so he should turn out pretty cool.
 

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
17,411
0
SF
I guess the love of one little girl defeats the hatred of thousands of internet posters.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
38,200
4,987
Sleazattle
...based on my daughters' reaction.

Ok....I'll share.... Ok. Ready? Ok this is good this is good.

Now remember, it's all in the delivery. Ya really gotta sell it...

Ok....here 'goes

Twinkle Twinkle little................COOKIE MONSTER!
How I wonder what you............COOKIE MONSTER!
Up above the world so..............COOKIE MONSTER!
Like a diamond in the...............COOKIE MONSTER!
Twinkle Twinkle little................COOKIE MONSTER!
How I wonder how you...............................................COOKIE MONSTER!!!!!!!

Oh the hilarity that ensued. I had to do that like 50 times it was so funny.......


That is hilarious. You should sing that at work, everyone would worship you.
 

Damo

Short One Marshmallow
Sep 7, 2006
4,604
21
French Alps
Screw the haters. They don't have two cute kids who adore their dad.
Nice one there buddy.


PS.You look just like a cousin of mine... Too damn weird.
 

HAB

Chelsea from Seattle
Apr 28, 2007
10,845
1,119
Seattle
I would have expected to see a Bunch of Helicopter parts , or a Partially built helicopter in your garage , since we all know you are stealing one from work one part a day.
"So, I've been temping at the place that laid me off. And that sucks, because everyone knows I got canned, and they all think I've come back to shoot them. Because you know what those office shooters look like (points at self.) But I could never do that... I think I'm more of a strangler. I need that personal touch.

The worst part, though, is that I still have to do the quarterly performance reviews. I'm like, 'Dude, can't a man run a fantasy football team around here?' They'll be like (in sinsong voice) 'What are your short term goals? What are your long term goals?' 'Well, my short term goal is to not fall asleep while you're talking to me. And my long term goal is to steal an entire Xerox machine, piece by piece.'"
 

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
18,222
86
just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
I've taught my kids the

"Knock knock
who's there
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

I am now somewhat regretting my decision to teach this to them....
 

Konabumm

Konaboner
Jun 13, 2003
4,381
77
Hollywood, Maryland, United States
...based on my daughters' reaction.

Ok....I'll share.... Ok. Ready? Ok this is good this is good.

Now remember, it's all in the delivery. Ya really gotta sell it...

Ok....here 'goes

Twinkle Twinkle little................COOKIE MONSTER!
How I wonder what you............COOKIE MONSTER!
Up above the world so..............COOKIE MONSTER!
Like a diamond in the...............COOKIE MONSTER!
Twinkle Twinkle little................COOKIE MONSTER!
How I wonder how you...............................................COOKIE MONSTER!!!!!!!

Oh the hilarity that ensued. I had to do that like 50 times it was so funny.......
I'm not looking forward to the days when stuff like this isn't funny