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  1. TheTruth

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    I chopped up a whole habanero into about a half a pint of left over pasta just to see how hot it really was. That was dumb. :(
     

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    this isn't a montashu thread?:confused:
     
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    Do you have any advice about how to make the pain stop?!

    Am I dying?
     
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    I tried eating another habanero to see if that pepper would cancel out the effects of the original habanero. But apparently, two habanero's don't make a right?

    Just kidding.
     
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    Milk.
     
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    syadasti i heart mac

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    wait until you drop a duece. Friend had some of Jimmydean's hab salsa a few weeks back. She was quite upset a few days later.
     
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    I drink LOTS of liquids. Not to cool the burn in the mouth, but to redirect the flow of lava. While still somewhat unpleasant, #1 is MUCH better as an alternative.
     
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    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    lemon....suck on a lemon. I heard that works.
     
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    Cool. I'm planning on getting the new ride built up and wanna break it in some.
     
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    syadasti i heart mac

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    I temporarily have no rack/hitch but I am near Hartshorne/Huber and pretty close to Allaire. You might be able to see Dutch (DJ area) around the corner if you want me to check on that.
     
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    Roll on the ground and cry like a baby. That'll work better than milk or lemon juice.

    Watch out for your cornhole, buddy.
     
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    I've used rubbing alcohol to stop the burning on my hands when I was processing a bunch of peppers. Works great. Why not swish with some vodka or similar? Let me know how it works! :D
     
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    I did that myself a while back. Still not as hot as the Lamb Vindaloo that I had at the indian place a few years back... never tell and indian place that you want anything "vindaloo" to be extra, extra spicy.
     
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    pickled eggs.
     
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    Friend of mine made that mistake. Trying to be "tough".
    The girl smirked as she walked away.

    He could barely eat it.
     
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    A Mexican restaurant I used to eat at served radishes to cool the burn. It worked really well, dunno if it would do anything against a hab.
     
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    Things are going to have to be pretty bad before I put a scoop of french vanilla on my asshole.
     
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    I had a truly enlightening experience many years ago when a Mexican cook at Fort Bliss offered me a nice green pepper - I ate it but one cannot stop one's eyes from watering profusely. He was pleased, i was pleased.
     
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    Sandwich offered me one and I was dumb enough to crunch it down.
    Milk tums and bread and it was smooth sailing all the way out.
     
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    We cook with habaneros like everyday. Damn gringos can't deal with a little flavor!
     
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    Milk is the best way to stop the burn. Take a mouth full of milk, swish it around then spit it out, then finnish the glass of milk. Swallowing the first gulp of milk will actually cause the capsaicin to run down your throat.

    I eat Habanero sauce daily.
     
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    This aint no sauce man. This is the real deal. My mom grew habaneros in her garden and I picked one out and ate it. I wasn't in a state of panic, but I felt like I had stomach ulcers after that. I was humbled because now I know the true pain of being old and having random problems such as stomach ulcers.
     
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    Trust me Jr., I can eat some peppers.

    At one point, several years ago, I had to stop eating them to let my tolerance come down because I couldn't get hot from eating habs anymore.
     
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    Same thing happened to me with hot sauce. I can't taste sriracha anymore. It just taste's like a garlicy tomato paste. I am still training to eat peppers. I am just a tender foot. A chile in the rankings!
     
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    i think you should try another one. I'm sure that first one was just an anomaly.
     
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    Like I posted before, I'd never seen an actual habanero before, just tasted the sauces. Our CSA threw a few in and I thought hey were just more sweet peppers. The 5-10 minutes I spent online trying to find a way to get my nose to stop snotting like a bulldog and sneezing uncontrollably after picking it with the juice on my finger....retarded!!!

    So glad I didn't eat that thing.
     
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    but sriracha aint hot. :p
     
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    Oh, and yes...rubbing alcohol for the skin burn is the real deal. Instant relief from the pain. I would assume moonshine would be the only thing strong enough to cut it in the gut.

    Try it. Film it 1 hour later and post it up.