[JRB]

So I went to get my hair cut(really want to say get my hair done, but that is too girly, I digress) and wait in this little dump for a bit. Chick charges a dude more for a beard trim than the board says and then takes a friend for a snip ahead of me. I get up and walk out. I head home and see a little place on the left. No credit card signs on the door but I go ask. They say no and look sad that I am leaving. I went home and got some cash. It was a while before I went back but they were really happy that I did. They had even discussed how they were whacked they had no machine and lost my business.

On to the good part. This place had a really great atomosphere. Candles burning, cool yellow walls, cool iron framed mirrors and a hutch of sorts at each of the four stations. I just dug the environment. I will be going there from now on. They did a really good job. Well enough that I tipped $5 on a $10 haircut.

The point of the thread(there really isn't one) is that after the metrosexual thing, I need you monkeys to tell me it is not ghey to say I am officially going to a salon for a haircut. The old man that used to do it for me got a younger partner and they do shoulder massages. Well the new guy seems to enjoy it a little too much and I have stopped going there. The budget places always have some crack hoes working. I am now a salon man. Is that ok?

 

[Lexx D]

So now you'll be shaving your body and sporting colored contacts?

 

[Tenchiro]

A pretty thing like you can do whatever he wants.

 

[Jozz]

Are they doing nails also?

 

[ummbikes]

Go to the salon, it's no big deal. I'm still lucky to have a barber that charges $7.

 

[Lexx D]

Next Loco gringo post

"So i got my bikini line waxed"

 

[JRB]

Tanx guys. Just what I needed to hear.

 

[JRB]

Next Loco gringo post

"So i got my bikini line waxed"

It'll be like the "shaved the junk thread" I'm sure.

 

[llkoolkeg]

In this particular case, no- you were not being a big dick-tucked sissy. You were simply seeking the most expedient solution to your irksome state of wooliness. Now if you start scheduling regular appointments, develop an affinity for exaggerated converstional gesticulation or require any services of the salon in excess of the basic haircut, you may be treading perilously close to being asked to turn your testicles back in for reissue to one more deserving.

 

[Lexx D]

all joking aside when I'd visit my friend in burlington he'd bring me to a place that served latte and had hot bunnies running around giving scalp massages so I'm cool with the salon thing

 

[SkaredShtles]

all joking aside when I'd visit my friend in burlington he'd bring me to a place that served latte and had hot bunnies running around giving scalp massages so I'm cool with the salon thing

Careful when you come out of the closet. That first step is a *killer*

Straight out of the Sausage Club for you! :nuts:

-S.S.-

 

[Tweek]

Shoulder massages?!? WTF!?

 

[Lexx D]

Careful when you come out of the closet. That first step is a *killer*

Straight out of the Sausage Club for you! :nuts:

-S.S.-

Yeah only me and my "in the closet" friends would like scalp and shoulder massages from hot bunnies. What a fruity bunch we are.

 

[Wumpus]

You didn't by chance get arrested the other night?

 

[riderx]

I am now a salon man. Is that ok?

No.

Dude, you are describing the candles and decor. Don't you find something wrong w/ this?!

 

[jmvar]

My barber shop is great, where else can you:
1. get a hair cut
2. buy bootleg cd's and dvd's
3. buy bootleg brand name clothing and shoes
3. watch the crack heads run in and our selling perfum, batteries, ties, socks, porno movies, car parts, electronics
4. watch bootleg movies while getting your hair cut
5. go into the parking lot and get a chemical fix for whatever ailes your soul...

Gotta love Prince Georges county Maryland..

 

[JRB]

No.

Dude, you are describing the candles and decor. Don't you find something wrong w/ this?!

My point exactly. Good catch.

 

[JRB]

You didn't by chance get arrested the other night?

Aren't you the funny mutha fuqqa? :mumble:

 

[N8 v2.0]

So am I gay now that I am now a salon man. Is that ok?

Perhaps not... but...

Quick! Get your subscription in for Martha Stewart Living!!!

 

[stosh]

all joking aside when I'd visit my friend in burlington he'd bring me to a place that served latte and had hot bunnies running around giving scalp massages so I'm cool with the salon thing

Funny I think my dad went there. He's been in Burlington working for IBM and he was telling me about this odd haircut he got up there.

He said he felt like he was ghey.

 

[JRB]

Funny I think my dad went there. He's been in Burlington working for IBM and he was telling me about this odd haircut he got up there.

He said he felt like he was ghey.

One mention of ghey ass salons and in walks Stosh.

 

[stosh]

One mention of ghey ass salons and in walks Stosh.

Hey at least I didn't go to one.

 

[stosh]

*crickets chirping*


Shut you right up pretty boy!!

 

[Lexx D]

Hey at least I didn't go to one.

One day your fantasy will be a reality. After all dad went and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

 

[stosh]

One day your fantasy will be a reality. After all dad went and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

who the hell is that in your avatar.

 

[Lexx D]

Ahh, that would be the mighty Bill Kazmier from the worlds strongest man.

And yeah that's a bulldozer he's pulling

 

[stosh]

Ahh, that would be the mighty Bill Kazmier from the worlds strongest man.

And yeah that's a bulldozer he's pulling

Hey I'm to try to ride with Phil tomorrow at MTA. Did I hear you're going to J-peak?

 

[Wumpus]

*crickets chirping*


Shut you right up pretty boy!!

I wished it was that easy. :evil:

It's lunchtime in these parts.

 

[JRB]

*crickets chirping*


Shut you right up pretty boy!!

Like Wumpus said - lunchtime Dillhole.

 

[slowSSer]

Tanx guys. Just what I needed to hear.

he!!, there's a men's salon not too far from my place here. according to my roommate, they are very professional and cater to the yuppie, the up-and-coming-yuppie and all other white collar workers.

kidding-


honestly- in reality I go to a salon style place. why? a friend of my GF's works there, and cuts hair really good. that's about it!

 

[slowSSer]

One mention of ghey ass salons and in walks Stosh.

hey, at least he responded with more than just a "bwahhhhhhhh"

 

[JRB]

I wished it was that easy. :evil:

It's lunchtime in these parts.

ahahahahahahahahahahaha - aren't you the funny one?

 

[TreeSaw]

all joking aside when I'd visit my friend in burlington he'd bring me to a place that served latte and had hot bunnies running around giving scalp massages so I'm cool with the salon thing

There was talk of a place similar to this in the Albany area where you could have cigars & drinks or something while you got your hair cut/bear trimmed, etc. Not a bad idea if you ask me.

 

[Tenchiro]

ahahahahahahahahahahaha - aren't you the funny one?

Doh...

 

[TN]

A pretty thing like you can do whatever he wants.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

I cut my own.

 

[stosh]

Like Wumpus said - lunchtime Dillhole.

You guys like the rest of the world need to get on NY time.

 

[stosh]

Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @ Loco!!!

 

[El Jefe]

Maybe it's just me, but I'm thinking any place that charges only $10 for a haircut isn't really a "salon"....sounds more like you rolled up on a gay coffee house to me....you should have charged them $10 to watch you get your hair cut.

Could be it turns into a full-on gay bar after 8pm?...not that I'd know what one is like.... (OK, the gay clubs do have the best after hours dancing... AGGHHHH did I just type that? delete! Delete!!)

 

[JRB]

Maybe it's just me, but I'm thinking any place that charges only $10 for a haircut isn't really a "salon"....sounds more like you rolled up on a gay coffee house to me....you should have charged them $10 to watch you get your hair cut.

Could be it turns into a full-on gay bar after 8pm?...not that I'd know what one is like.... (OK, the gay clubs do have the best after hours dancing... AGGHHHH did I just type that? delete! Delete!!)

Quote:
Originally Posted by stosh
Why would you have gotten your.... wait... she would have kicked your ass...... I get it!!

Hey holmes - there is a back button on your browser that allows you to not think out loud.

I think you need to hear this too.

 

[JRB]

This guy did not go to a good salon.