What the hell? How on Earth do they manage to collect so many cases? How in the hell do they manage to keep a show with a steady stream of overweight ladies, all of whom have made some bad choices, on TV?
Oh, and speaking of not knowing your pregnant... when I was in high school one of my friends was working as an EMT. One day they responded to a call... long story short it was for a crack head who, during her entire 9 months of pregnancy, had no idea she was pregnant. It was not until she had a baby's head poking out of her vadge and she called 911 that she realized she was pregnant.
My wife's coworker is one of those women. She didn't know she was pregnant until six months and only found out after she went to the Dr. for heart burn. Shes due at the end of the month....I hope she is more observant with her kid
A few years ago I was on a flight to Florida with my family. My brother and I sat separate from my family and we were chatting it up with a friendly flight attendant. She was talking to us about our tattoos, and college, and a million other things. Then she got REALLY cool, and started telling us all these stories about bad things that had happened on flights she was on. For instance, this one guy had a heart attack, but they were over international waters. Well, they still had 3 more hours of the flight, but if a passenger on an airline dies over international waters it is a paperwork fiasco for the flight attendants, pilots, and airline as a whole. So they had to keep performing CPR on the guy until they landed... FOR 3 HOURS... where they could finally pronounce him dead.
ANYWAY, some fat lady (we're talking "I had to buy 2 seats to sit my fat *ss on this plane" fat) apparently gave birth in her seat one day. She got up to go to the bathroom because she had an upset stomach, came back to her seat, and blam. Popped out a kid. Apparently she was obese enough that she hadn't had a period in like a decade, so the whole missed period thing didn't apply.
Everything SUCKS! Especially NEWCASTLE & TEXAS!! Colorado is the ONLY place on earth that doesn't suck. Where are my hot pants again? KILL YOUR TV. TEXAS SUCKS. COLORADO IS SWEETER THAN JESUS' TAINT! Work? WTH is WORK?!?! If I disagree with you...YOU FAIL! *insert some random pic about hoe you suck* EDIT: You live where?!
Everything SUCKS! Especially NEWCASTLE & TEXAS!! Colorado is the ONLY place on earth that doesn't suck. Where are my hot pants again? KILL YOUR TV. TEXAS SUCKS. COLORADO IS SWEETER THAN JESUS' TAINT! Work? WTH is WORK?!?! If I disagree with you...YOU FAIL! *insert some random pic about hoe you suck*