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I experienced a new low today

Salami

Turbo Monkey
Jul 17, 2003
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Waxhaw, NC
Wow...that's actually an excellent idea. I might get stage fright though when it comes time to "perform". I may have to ready the props ahead of time. :D
Take the **** at home. Put it on a paper towel in a Tupperware container. Write "ummmmmm....delicous" on the towel and stick a plastic fork in it and leave it where the bum lives.