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Echo

crooked smile
Jul 10, 2002
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Slacking at work
The company that stocks the vending machines here obviously thinks everyone in the building is stoned. That's the only explanation I can think of. Has a sober person ever eaten a Cheeto?
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
6,257
7
Reno 911
I ate a bag of Cheetos yesterday, sober even (I know, its rare)
 

DHS

Friendly Neighborhood Pool Boy
Apr 23, 2002
5,101
0
Sand, CA
i bet the last time you had cheetos, was at the stockexchange.

thats when i did.
 

Spero

ass rainbow
Jul 12, 2005
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Tejas
I once ate some of the hot cheetos sober...they tasted like they came out of a car battery.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,033
1
Denver
Cheetos is an example of the ultimate marketing...

my sis-in-law and 4yo niece were at a sandwich shop, she offered her daughter two choices of the far more healthier chips/snacks and my niece said, "I want that one." Pointing to the cheetos.

She's never had cheetos, ever, so no clue what it tastes like. She picked it cuz of the bag.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
21,657
408
NC
Cheetos is an example of the ultimate marketing...
I think Apple Jacks is the ultimate marketing.

Think about it... an entire product's very successful marketing campaign based entirely around the fact that the product is badly named. :clapping:
 

narlus

Eastcoast Softcore
Staff member
Nov 7, 2001
24,659
25
behind the viewfinder
Cheetos is an example of the ultimate marketing...

my sis-in-law and 4yo niece were at a sandwich shop, she offered her daughter two choices of the far more healthier chips/snacks and my niece said, "I want that one." Pointing to the cheetos.

She's never had cheetos, ever, so no clue what it tastes like. She picked it cuz of the bag.
the bright colors and animation-type character FTW.

a few years ago when trick-or-treaters were coming around, i recall there was someone w/ a real young kid (probably ~1 y/o or so)....we had the big bucket of mixed treats and the toddler immediately went for the brightly colored starburst.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
36,555
3,356
Sleazattle
I'll eat cheetos sober about once every 18 months. Now if there are funions in there I can see the point.
 

Echo

crooked smile
Jul 10, 2002
11,818
1
Slacking at work
Cheetos is an example of the ultimate marketing...

my sis-in-law and 4yo niece were at a sandwich shop, she offered her daughter two choices of the far more healthier chips/snacks and my niece said, "I want that one." Pointing to the cheetos.

She's never had cheetos, ever, so no clue what it tastes like. She picked it cuz of the bag.
Chester Cheetah!
 

I Are Baboon

Run, Forrest, Run!
Aug 6, 2001
29,298
1,807
MTB New England
I like Cheetos! I've never been stoned though...do they taste better then?

I used to work in a Frito-Lay distribution center. Endless supply of Cheetos! Fritos too, but Fritos are too greasy.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,033
1
Denver
the bright colors and animation-type character FTW.

a few years ago when trick-or-treaters were coming around, i recall there was someone w/ a real young kid (probably ~1 y/o or so)....we had the big bucket of mixed treats and the toddler immediately went for the brightly colored starburst.
After my kid starts going to school and sleep-overs, it's going to a much harder challenge to raise my kid healthy.

It was easy for my sis-in-law until that point.
 

cadmus

Monkey
May 24, 2006
755
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PNW
I like Cheetos! I've never been stoned though...do they taste better then?

I used to work in a Frito-Lay distribution center. Endless supply of Cheetos! Fritos too, but Fritos are too greasy.
Did you see the Survivorman where he used the Frito to start/transport a fire? Half a chip burned like an oil wick for quite awhile. I haven't eaten one since.
 

r464

Turbo Monkey
Oct 17, 2006
2,608
0
Earth
A haiku:

watching some pornos
with a bag full of cheetos
why is my dick orange?
 

RaindogT

Monkey
Dec 22, 2005
186
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Kansas City
I think Apple Jacks is the ultimate marketing.

Think about it... an entire product's very successful marketing campaign based entirely around the fact that the product is badly named. :clapping:
I'll have to put mu vote in for the good ol' McDonalds.....
Case in point: The food sucks, the service is even worse (you have to carry your food to the table and then dispose of the trash yourself-- as with all fast food joints) But they still manage to drive in thousands of consumers every few hours....There's nothing attractive about McD's aside from the visual recognition and marketing...

I'm beginning to wonder about my counterparts in this thing called the human race:rant:
 

X3pilot

Texans fan - LOL
Aug 13, 2007
5,861
1
SoMD
The difference with Cheetos is wheter you're eating the puffed or crunchy hard ones..

Cheetos makes out that the puffy ones are baked and therfore better for you.
 

RaindogT

Monkey
Dec 22, 2005
186
0
Kansas City
Believe it or not, you are no better than the average walmart shopper.
touche'...

I am still astonished at the number of people that eat at Mc.D's....
You can't tell me that the food is desirable.... I don't even care about the possible health issues about that food-- I just don't like to voluntarily assault my olfactory and gustatory sensors.....
 

Toshi

Harbinger of Doom
Oct 23, 2001
27,092
2,066
The difference with Cheetos is wheter you're eating the puffed or crunchy hard ones..

Cheetos makes out that the puffy ones are baked and therfore better for you.
i've eaten those. got suckered by the i-wish-i-were-at-whole-foods brown colored bag, and the huge NATURAL banner across the top.

 

X3pilot

Texans fan - LOL
Aug 13, 2007
5,861
1
SoMD
Ehhh, I dunno..

the regular fried crunchy ones dipped in mayonaise goes pretty good with bacon and peanut butter sammiches..