And I realized there is not much I care less about than American football.
That is all.
That is all.
I gave this 12 seconds of thought today...
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Considering your history of mental aptitude and a whole 12 seconds of thought I was expecting something impressively stupid. Instead I was disappointed to see the incredibly inane. Perhaps you could expand on this theme and give us a 1000 word dissertation on your favorite color.
You guys are just jealous that I am exceedingly self aware. It's hard to be so woke sometimes, but it's a burden that I must suffer alone.
I also don't like hard boiled eggs, and I find Irish Spring to be the most flavorful of soaps.
I also don't like hard boiled eggs, and I find Irish Spring to be the most flavorful of soaps.
What is your favorite brand of paste?
Hemmorhoid creme, duh.
In a donut.
In a donut.
I think I'd have to put the lacrosse coverage on the local news, be it high school, college or "pro" a similar level of carefactor.
Have you ever noticed that one sock is just slightly thicker than the other one ?
And no two Twix are exactly the same?
Because they're made in different factories, haven't you seen the commercial which explains left versus right twix?
Old man making small talk at tire store today : "who is your pick for the final four?"
My response : "honestly I don't know who's in the final four, I don't really care about sports."
My response : "honestly I don't know who's in the final four, I don't really care about sports."
I just answer "beer" 'cause that's always a good answer...
The last time someone asked me that I told them I didn’t follow hockey. It was spring or summer and they stopped talking to me.
Animal shelter I support had a tournament meow-off with their cats. I would have said Whiskers.
Crunchier too.
You thought about it enough to post this, so you've thought about it more than I have.
But now I'm here because of the clickbait title, and now I'm thinking about it.
FUCK
But now I'm here because of the clickbait title, and now I'm thinking about it.
FUCK
I have been saying this for 20 years, exactly the same, but with football or basketball. Or if they are immune to interpreting subtle/not subtle sarcasm, I just say “I’m sorry, I don’t follow NASCAR. “
Just get a crazed look on your face, stare straight at 'em and yell (no *too* loud): "SPORTSBAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!"
Some might consider that flirting. Trying hard to not make new friends can easily backfire.Just get a crazed look on your face, stare straight at 'em and yell (no *too* loud): "SPORTSBAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!"
Thread of the day!
This was about my expectations, really. I just needed some affirmation after sitting next to some idiots fighting over the Green bay Packers, about whether they suck or not. So maybe it was mildly interesting? I think one was near-blackout drunk.
Tooooooommmm Braaaaaaaddddyyyyy
But yet you cared enough (about us!) to share how little you cared.
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I dunno, I gave that 4 seconds of thought as well, much to Westy's potential chagrin.
What if the question is:
"What is Shit?"
Then the answer is Celine Dion.
What if the question is:
"What is Shit?"
Then the answer is Celine Dion.
Since I was called a spandex wearing fagget in 6th grade by the foot ball guys, I’ve pretty much passionately hated any organized sports since. So when anyone that doesn’t know me asks my opinion on a team I go into a rant on why I like the modulation of Sram brakes over Shimano and keep stepping closer until I am touching the question asker. Works 11 out of 10 times to never be asked about sports.
But football players wear spandex capris...
I completely forgot about American football. Euro football interests me about the same but it is hard to tell at this level.
Ya that is what always perplexed me. I’ll never forget coming into the locker room after cross country practice and the whole football team was doing naked butt races on the shower room floor.
My socks are paired on thickness only. I just hope they are the same length.
I hate football (brought to you by statefarm).
When people ask why I don’t like football my answer is “why would I want to watch men in tight pants with over emphasized upper bodies wrestling over a ball, that of all balls looks the most like a dick? All while haveing advertising shoved down my throat. NTTAWWT it’s just not for me. I rarely get any follow ups.
When people ask why I don’t like football my answer is “why would I want to watch men in tight pants with over emphasized upper bodies wrestling over a ball, that of all balls looks the most like a dick? All while haveing advertising shoved down my throat. NTTAWWT it’s just not for me. I rarely get any follow ups.