title pretty much says it all, but for a quick little back ground. its a joke high school job at friendlys, and i now have a job that pays better else where. so that being said whats the best way you can think of for me to quit?
i got a new job, now i need a fun way to quit
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um just quit. no reason to make some ordeal that could come back to haunt you.
if you don't care, I suggest stapling about 200 dixie cups together and filling them with water on the principals desk, then leave one empty and put a note in it that says i quit.
if you don't care, I suggest stapling about 200 dixie cups together and filling them with water on the principals desk, then leave one empty and put a note in it that says i quit.
Pro tip: don't burn bridges. If you had no issues with your current employer, don't be an idiot for the sake of impressing us monkies.
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thats not my style, when i left boarding school i took my dorm room door with me. come one some one has to have ideas.
do you know what kinda pain in the ass 200 dixie cups stapled together and filled with water are to remove? It's literally impossible to do it without making a gigantic mess or siphoning the water out of each with a straw.
If your so wise on the ways to be a dickhead, why the blank now?
If your so wise on the ways to be a dickhead, why the blank now?
i got a few idea but i wanna here some interesting internets answers.
Ever hear of references?
Make the biggest ice cream sundae ever?
ive worked there a month and about 40 accumulative hours..... i have no plains of even mentioning i worked there.
screw your boss's wife/daughter/sister
I dont get this thread...
Well in that case, sh!t in the soft serve machine.
Why didn't you say that in the first post?!
Show up for your next shift tripping balls and wearing nothing but an apron.
Pull the fire alarm on your way out..
We need to a little groundwork here. Do you have access to any type of explosives? If not then flammable liquids will do. Do you have any martial arts or related type of training? Can you weld and have access to a welder? Do you have the resources to go underground for a few years? What types of weapons do you have access to? Do you have a Police Scanner? How far is the nearest Police Station?
Friendly's? Ask each customer if they would like a free Happy Ending with a big gay ol' wink.
Westy is right, that's how the CEO started out.
Oh good god... The hookers are gonna rob you blind.
So that's why daddy only has an E class Benz. If he got his security deposit back he'd be driving an S class.
drop a turd on the hood of the bosses car
...dont forget to leave an upper decker on the end of your last shift.
Good lord, I can't believe it took 24 posts for someone to mention an upper decker. You guys are losing it.
I think Dead Kennedys had a song that might get your point across, especially if it were played over a large PA system
A choreographed music ensemble involving other employees and customers.
Or on his hand.
my dad drive a volvo with 200k on it
If you're going to try going out with a bang, don't be doing pussy stuff like pooping in random places or filling cups with water. (for serious)
You need 5-6 tins of bath salts ingested over a period of two days and a complete lack of clothing and show up at work. That's it. Do that and the magic will just happen.
You need 5-6 tins of bath salts ingested over a period of two days and a complete lack of clothing and show up at work. That's it. Do that and the magic will just happen.
i would suggest a clown costume.
A clown costume with the crotch crudely cut out.
If the womens and mens bathrooms are adjacent to each other, carve out a glory hole. Stuff in a monster dildo if you don't have the stones to use your own.
just quit. anything else is juvenile
I thought that is what he was looking for?
Oh, my badI thought that is what he was looking for?
In that case, I had a co-worker once dress like a woman for his last day of work. He was a customer facing server/host/cashier at a pizza place, that through my manager into a tizzy and was quite funny for all of us, of course he didn't quit until halfway through his shift so that the manager didn't just send him home.
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Don't be a tool, do anything mean, or damage any property.
Get a pimp costume, hire some escorts and a marching band, and parade through the place handing out beers or something else good to customers and the people who work there you like. Like a boss.
Get a pimp costume, hire some escorts and a marching band, and parade through the place handing out beers or something else good to customers and the people who work there you like. Like a boss.
Don't do anything that could you sued. But, you can definitely switch out all the taps on the fountain drinks, especially diet and regular sodas. Put something like cumen or curry in any batter. Cinnamon can go in anything fruity. Mix a few subtle seasonings inton virtually any other seasoning in the joint.
Replace ingredients randomly throughout the place whereever you have access. Swap all decaf for regular. Buy a pack of invisible ink pens and hand them out. Swap out olive oil and any other oils into different bottles.
Pul lemon juice in ranch dressing. Food coloring in different stuff. Swap cheese out for various stuff. Dice up jalapenos and mix into other veggies. A little habanero in the vinagrette. Liquid smoke in the juices.
Dude...limitless.
Replace ingredients randomly throughout the place whereever you have access. Swap all decaf for regular. Buy a pack of invisible ink pens and hand them out. Swap out olive oil and any other oils into different bottles.
Pul lemon juice in ranch dressing. Food coloring in different stuff. Swap cheese out for various stuff. Dice up jalapenos and mix into other veggies. A little habanero in the vinagrette. Liquid smoke in the juices.
Dude...limitless.
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