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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by pinkshirtphotos, Jan 6, 2009.
I am working at a local Volkswagen dealership selling cars
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and THAT'S... whats up!!!
congrats on the new job.. sell those VWs!!
V dub in da haus! They didn't drug test you???
Good for you, I am jobless.
How much of a discount do you get?
fixed for ya.
Good luck selling the Nazi carts.
Arkayne- is that a schooner?
Don't let them know why you're buying so much body work from them...
I hear that I get free maintenance, never had to repair something for just wearing out. 206k on my jetta, only problems were caused by me. I am happy to have a job. I never would have thought they would hire an 18 year old high school student to sell cars.
dont show them ridemonkey or tell them your handle.
but then again they may keep you around for laughs.
um... you do realize that the auto industry is collapsing right?
I do realize that the auto industry is taking a beating right now. My good friend lost his job at BMW, but got a job working for Nissan this week. Seems like places may have laid off to many people and are now looking to get a few back. I figured I was hired because kids will work for less.
Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat.
Are you getting paid by the hour or are you on commission ?
Selling cars is the most character building / destroying occupation known to man.
Have the best time ever!!!
It won't last long. He's going to end up in the ER after nearly strangling himself while putting on his tie on the first day
lmao , good luck psp !
well, since you are going for it, a couple of pieces of advice:
1: sell to your client, not you. If the client is a 45y/o couple buying a car for their 16 y/o daughter, stress the safety and reliability *bull***** to the parents. Note the comfort and MP3 player to the daughter.
2: 60 y/o couple - the comfort and sophistication of an audi at a more reasonable/practicle price. Safety, leisure, with eough get-up and go if you need it.
3: enthusiast - let him make you feel stupid, then leave without buying the car. We al know enthusiasts buy used.
A schooner is a sailboat, dumb ass.
True. You should work on your goose step.
id buy a car from a kid..
oh, wait, i wouldnt.
people are going to try and walk all over you on prices since you have zero experience and are a kid.
I'm pretty sure his stupid will trump his youth when it comes right down to it.
It's the ultimate face palm collage.
PSP selling cars?
I keep visualising such Clouseau-esque moments...
"Who put that there?"
Sorry...just traded my jetta for a vue and I am not sad.
duh, stupid me
Didn't one of the largest private investors in VW step in front of a train yesterday? Did you have anything to do with his decision?
Facing Losses, German Billionaire Commits Suicide
perfect time for Porsche to buy more stake in VW:
He was short VW and lost billions, look at a VW chart from the last 6-months. Porsche owns ~70%, the Bavarian trust owns 20%, remainder is float.
A schooner is a beer mug, Texas boy!
It's going to be really amusing if psp makes out like a bandit.
One less financial 'genius'. Now if we can just get the rest of his ilk to follow suit.....
I wouldn't expect you to know a line from a movie in this decade, so I cut you some slack, but it's a line from "Mallrats". It's one of those motion pictures where they use a camera and film stuff, unlike the flip cards you are used to, old man.
They are known as "talkies"
I think it's Captain John Luc Picard saying, "#1, I have to drop a #2"
so.... whats the over under on this one? I give this 45 days before PSP's back to hauling used batteries...
That wasn't just a hobby?
well... so is selling cars when you are a teenager...