I just got the great mental image of mooshoo doing a crabwalk/floorpunch dance across the courtroom floor in front of the judge.Wait, what? the MooShoo is a law student?As if lawyers didn't have enough of a bad rap.
I got my ass beat. Sorta
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Wow, that is the first recent post from jdcamb that I understood!
Wait, Moo, you a baby lawyer?
End of days, end of days...
End of days, end of days...
Mooshoo is not a law student. He says that he wants to be a lawyer, but is still in JC because 'the man keeps changing the minimum requirements to get into UC Berkeley'. Most people who went through law school (that I know) have a minimum intelligence level that Mooshu does not exhibit. Even the stupid ones had common sense...
1. Agreed.
2. If they called the man it would scare off the 15 year old scene girls that in all likelihood make up MooShoo's dating pool.
fixed.
Yes joker you are so right. I'm really begin to think you are a s dumb as me. I'm still at JC because working a 40 hour job and taking 15 units is too much for me and I only have time for 10-12. I'm also double majoring which means I need more units to tranfer. I still have above a 3.9 though, Fing moron.
Spitting in some one's face is considered assault, How the Fawk would him pushing me not be him starting it.....
the way you say Fvck bothers the crap out of me. but good job on putting up a good fight
not that it isn't assualt, but the fact that you not only continued but also escalated the situation generally supercedes the "who hit first" argument.
I think you might be more retarded than me. Or you're just a huge Fing pussy and would rather go cry to the police than try and defend yourself
why are you people indulging the attention whore?
And for ME to be saying that should indicate just how sorry this situation is.....
And for ME to be saying that should indicate just how sorry this situation is.....
Or maybe you just have a stronger desire to wind up in jail.
Also, for someone who wants to get into law school, you better learn this sh*t quick, or you're gonna flunk out.
So defending myself is going to end me up in jail?? I can see the whole wrecking that fools bike might but seriously this time the police were involved and I'm in the clear.
Yes cause getting into fights is going to make me fail out of school... My grades are excellent and my test scores are high, last I checked that is what is going to get me into law school. But I guess i'm a retard so I could be wrong
see "reasonable self defense". You've been on both sides of it (self admittedly), and to date have been lucky. I wouldn't recommend continuing to try your luck.
Fighting won't get you kicked out, generally. Failing to grasp concepts like why escalating a situation is not considered "reasonable self defense" will.
Some one pushes you, you hit them. Sounds like reasonable self defense to me, and so did the cops.....
I hate it when you're right
Too bad most judges and juries wouldn't agree.
You got lucky in that the cops knew you. Had the cops never met you there's a good chance you'd have spent the night in the drunk tank at the very minimum.
Wow, dude you're going on the ignore list for actually being a bigger retard than me.
For someone that wants to go to law school you have a pretty piss-poor knowledge of how assault charges work.
and before you go on the ignore list. I'm not in law school yet, I'm still on government related pre requisites as well as general ed. The whole point to going to law school is so I can learn what I don't know. As well if your literacy skills were up to par you would see I got kicked in the head several times while on the ground, I would like to see there **** hold up in court after that......
For someone that wants to go to law school you have a pretty piss-poor knowledge of how assault charges work.
Which is clearly a great deal. Here is a place to start: quit posting your stupid ass-queen drama BS on the
Maybe if you guys didn't get all butt hurt and personally offended I wouldn't get a good laugh, and therefore not have a reason to post this stuff.Which is clearly a great deal. Here is a place to start: quit posting your stupid ass-queen drama BS on the
My literacy skills are fine. You got kicked in the head AFTER you threw a punch. After you threw that punch, that was pretty much a go ahead for him to hit back with minimal legal repercussions. Pushing someone isn't gonna get you thrown in jail unless, say, you push them down a flight of stairs.
Keep in mind, reasonable self defense admits for the use of physical force against an assailant to prevent bodily injury. Generally, there's an extremely small chance of actual injury when someone pushes you (exceptions: see the flight of stairs example), so punching someone who pushes you wouldn't be considered reasonable self defense.
You do realize that it will be much harder for you get admitted to the bar if you are a convicted felon, right?
How do you folks know so much about assault charges?
Experience. My criminal record is perfectly clean, but that was no accident.
For some reason I keep thinking that the night looked like this...
but with more eye liner and tighter clothes. Oh and they were dudes. One or more may have been wearing Ed Hardy bedazzled shirts and or hats.
ahahaha...Ed Hardy.
I think it's hilarious that anyone directly responds to Moo Shoo.
Here in the appalachia, that whole tussel would have just been deemed a discussion amongst cousins and merely one of the more aggressive talking points of the discussion. By responding to him, you're all just helping escalate. It's like you're screaming obsenities at some nut about to jump off a roof.
Here in the appalachia, that whole tussel would have just been deemed a discussion amongst cousins and merely one of the more aggressive talking points of the discussion. By responding to him, you're all just helping escalate. It's like you're screaming obsenities at some nut about to jump off a roof.
Do a flip!
This is a funny one because I am friends with the moo shoo.
My concern for him is about tempting fate once too often.
I know his target base for trouble, Walnut Creek d-bags, Berzerkely yuppies. Not exactly the most fearsome set of guys out there.
But you might run across the guy who is more violent than yourself with less self-control. I hope that day never comes.
My concern for him is about tempting fate once too often.
I know his target base for trouble, Walnut Creek d-bags, Berzerkely yuppies. Not exactly the most fearsome set of guys out there.
But you might run across the guy who is more violent than yourself with less self-control. I hope that day never comes.
I think everyone is responding to get their post count up so you can play in the next RM Secret Santa....lol.
+1for me...hehe
+1for me...hehe
ur doin it wrong!!!
How about now?
toys r us gangsta...
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