I had fish tacos for lunch (very nice). I get a bottle of Jim Beam at the ABC store (very nice), get a big cookie from the cookie lady (super extra very nice), come back to the office and I have 100000 voicemails, 30 emails looking for me about a project that someone else has f'ed up and somehow I get to fix on Friday afternoon. Now I sit here in a video conference trying to save a coworkers ass, satisfy a client and keep my boss from having a stroke. Which is very hard because I don't like the client or the co-worker. The king of friday has been slayed. DAMMIT.
Sounds cheery. Would cutting off a portion of the said cookie and sharing it allow everyone to be peaceful, so you could get into the bottle of Beam sooner?
Did you bring a high powered rifle today? Things could turn around rather quickly if you did.........
*Crack*...."You like that Smith!!?? Do ya, huh!!??? Wanna 'nother piece of me beyotch!!??" *Crack* "Oooohhh...looks like you never had a brain anywayz Johnson....!!! Maybe that's why you were always a d*ck!!"..... and so forth...:evil:
I'd open the bottle and share it but they aren't here. DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT I want the high powered rifle.
I had a good friday. Got an A on my chem. quiz, did some **** with my GF before she had to go to her play. Going out with some friends tonight. Tomorrow i plan on going into NYC and Sunday i plan on riding plattekill.