Redneck is not a race, at least not yet. Dirtjumper, how old are you btw?
I Hate people that hate our sport.....
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damn yank. go back to new york and leave it alone man. way to many people on here from one north carolina and two from the south. ohh and what is wrong with what he is doing. how in the hell would you handle this situation and dont say not do anything cause well i know thats a big line of bull **** dude.
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Definately take pictures. We need updates on the effects of the brownies!!
I started thiking that after I posted. Thats a really good idea: half way.Dirtbike said:
Definately take pictures. We need updates on the effects of the brownies!!
I'm starting to think it's fake too, why wouldn't his brother and freind just kick his arss? Why would his parents not just give away his bike if they hate riding so much? starting to sound fishy.....chicodude said:
Upon further consideration, theres almost no way this story is true. This kid sounds like he's about 15 (although it could just be that southern edumacation talking), and no 15 year old could beat down a 21 year old and a 23 year old, shovel or not. That is at least not without killing them while they slept. Also, if he hit them with a shovel and then proceeded to beat them with a 2X4 while they lay on the ground, I would think there would be some sort of reprecussions even in the most backward redneck family structure. Most places they call that assault with a deadly weapon. Also, wouldnt the neighbor kids parents have a little more to say about an adult endangering the safety of their 10 year old son? Then again, I am thinking about this in terms of a civilized society, which may not apply to these people. And to frznnomad, I think the quality of your diction speaks for itself, and I'm not from New York. If his worthless older brother really did sabotage a 10 year old, the best route of action would probably be to have that kids parents call the police and press charges against the brother. But sure, shovel beatings and ex-lax brownies are an equally intelligent route.:nuts:
chicodude said:
Tastes like burning...
Well, no responses for a full day. I think it's safe to say that he executed the pranks advised in this thread and was murdered by his whole family in a fit of diharrea-induced rage. They are probably burrying him out back by the dirt jumps as we speak.
Good work everyone.
Good work everyone.
Hopefully, they didn't find this thread.....
Dude, slow your roll. I was simply saying that if it didn't have a DC, you'd have a tough time F'ing with the timing.frznnomad said:
Someone needs to be debunched.
I certainly know that causing damage in terms of deleting information or malicious mischief is definitely NOT the way to resolve this.frznnomad said:
Is this kid in jail yet?
If he wasn't spinning a line, the relatives found the 2x4, beat him to death with it, and buried him using the shovel.
lol sorry bout that fellas had a kinda stressful day at class and im getting annoied with this living hell hole of nashville.
its not a problem. your typing annoys me. so i guess its fairfrznnomad said:
wow never fails on ridemonkey does it, there's always those people who like to try to act like everything is a conspiracy. well its okay. i didn't post back because i went to sleep, then went to school when i woke up. and i'm not from n.c., i'm from ohio born and raised. i take huge offense when you call me a redneck, because i'm surrounded by them in my neighborhood, and i hate every last one of them. In fact i plan on buying a giant rebel flag and burning it before i move, (and yeah i checked it out the rebel flag isn't a national symbol so its not illegal.) i didn't hit them hard enough to hurt them badly, just hard enough to let them know i wasn't kidding.
and as far as him just trying to beat me up, we've gotten in a fist fight before, and he soon learned not to mess with someone who's into boxing. plus he's a string-bean-pot-head. so is his friend. they've smoked themselves stupid. i just thought that i'd find un-ignorant people on this to share my sympathy for what ignorant people do. but turns out i was right about the site afterall. great ratings on these people that think this is a giant conspiracy
and as far as him just trying to beat me up, we've gotten in a fist fight before, and he soon learned not to mess with someone who's into boxing. plus he's a string-bean-pot-head. so is his friend. they've smoked themselves stupid. i just thought that i'd find un-ignorant people on this to share my sympathy for what ignorant people do. but turns out i was right about the site afterall. great ratings on these people that think this is a giant conspiracy
plus, he used to bully me around and beat me up when i would find him smoking pot, when i told him i'm not gonna keep a secret for him, he'd beat me up. i was like 12. so i worked out, and started practicing boxing. then when he tried again i knocked the wind out of him and said "i'm telling mom and dad that you smoke pot." but oh they didn't beleive me. cause my brothers this perfect kid, so thanks for standing up for him. thanks guys.
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"and i'm not from n.c., i'm from ohio born and raised."TheInedibleHulk said:
In de face, in DE FACE.
He's one of yours!!
I just want to hear how everything went down! There were some great ideas, and the brownies sounded like they were about to cause some serious panic.....Besides, being labelled the "black sheep" sux....specially when you know you're better than everyone else.Dirtjumper999 said:
if i was your brother and you found me smokin pot and told, i would beat the **** out of you tooDirtjumper999 said:
67. I don't drive it a lot because I prefer my bike (it's a lot cheaper, among other reasons), but it's cool if I need to take my bike to somewhere far away.brungeman said:
Do the West a favor, angryboy. Stay out East.
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I feel a little more dumb now that I read this whole thing. Not anyone thing in particular. I just feel dumber. 
Hey man, we don't want him! :angry:MisterClean said:
Hence, one poster's comment about it having a Ralph Wiggum feel to the OP.loco said:I feel a little more dumb now that I read this whole thing. Not anyone thing in particular. I just feel dumber.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
It's got the V front, split window, however I'm not very mechanic-savvy so I don't know about the gear reduction boxes. It runs real nice though.brungeman said:
So is this kid going to respond or is he silent now that he's been called out?
i'm here, just not on the computer to much. exlaxx backfired sort of, my bathroom really really stinks. i stripped out his lugnuts on his wheels so he can't get the wheel off. and he fixed his comp. so i got on and put a password on it so he can't get on. and the password is right there when you turn on the comp. i thought that was enough payback for now. so i thought i'd quit while i was ahead. so yeah as far as all the negative comments go, i feel really bad that you think so badly of me. well that sucks. i'm not in the mood to insult any of you though. also i have no reason to, even though you've all had your share of crap that you've written. but w/e
Awesome bus man!!! drop a pic if you have one... I have been looking over at www.thesamba.com for one...black noise said:It's got the V front, split window, however I'm not very mechanic-savvy so I don't know about the gear reduction boxes. It runs real nice though.
So is this kid going to respond or is he silent now that he's been called out?
but I think a vanagon multivan waterpusher with a subaru motor conversion would be the best for long distance traveling... my dream would be to have a 21 or 23 window van!!! ARGH!!!
