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-dustin

boring
Jun 10, 2002
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austin
Connundrum1 said:
umm.... when i see you tommorow i am going to slap you. Can i insult you here even if i know you? how bout i just hit you tommorow.
slap him in the nuts....wait...."he" is wearing girl pants....does "he" even have nuts? "he" is kinda flat...hmmm...
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
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the inbred is now fair game for all. :nuts:
 
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JRB

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the Inbred said:
damnit. i blame the ****in' Radiohead i've been subjected to for the past 3 ****in' hours.
Fake Plastic Trees has nothing to do with this. :think:
 
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chicodude01 said:
You live in texas.


*I'm sorry, That was just cruel*
Uhm - let me point out who insulted who's region first you pipe smoking hippie. :eviltongu

Note - freak boy is in Cali. :think:
 

captainpolution

Turbo Monkey
Nov 18, 2004
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Damn True said:
a) Which girls clothing is he wearing?
b) Is she aware you are trying on her clothes?
c) Do you find it odd that you and your chick wear the same size?

a) pants
b) they are my friends brothers
c) see b

and to the other dude, its a frosh shirt, i jack moved a box last year and got a bunch of those freshmen shirts
 
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captainpolution said:
<snip>and to the other dude, its a frosh shirt, i jack moved a box last year and got a bunch of those freshmen shirts
I think your pants are too tight, little lady.
 

mcA896

Turbo Monkey
Aug 15, 2003
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Cape Cod, MA
why would anyone make a post of themselves wearing girl pants? And, why does your friend's BROTHER even have those pants?
 

Damn True

Monkey Pimp
Sep 10, 2001
4,015
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Between a rock and a hard place.
captainpolution said:
a) pants
b) they are my friends brothers
c) see b

and to the other dude, its a frosh shirt, i jack moved a box last year and got a bunch of those freshmen shirts
So your friends brother wears womens clothing, and now so do you?

This is the most unusual way Ive ever heard of someone announcing that they are in fact a transvestite. :D
 

Damn True

Monkey Pimp
Sep 10, 2001
4,015
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Between a rock and a hard place.
I suggest a new theme song for you.
It's either this or "It's raining men."

Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
 

chicodude

The Spooninator
Mar 28, 2004
1,054
2
Paradise
the Inbred said:
yes, yes...it has its downsides. but it's also got year-round riding.

1) we have year round riding too.
2) it doesn't turn into a freakin' oven in the summer
3) I don't have to live in the same state as loco
 

hooples3

Fuggetaboutit!
Mar 14, 2005
5,245
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Brooklyn
I have to say i am alittle disturbed knowuing that you are wearing girls pants, I am severely worried that you are wearing matching ladies undies too
 

captainpolution

Turbo Monkey
Nov 18, 2004
1,017
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hooples3 said:
I have to say i am alittle disturbed knowuing that you are wearing girls pants, I am severely worried that you are wearing matching ladies undies too
lol, no womens undies for me, straight up dirty boxers :cool: